Attempt to get Away

You tried to move away in time, but it was too late! A Massive fart cloud shot all over your face from the vile Pig Bandit! If you hadn't tried to get away, maybe you would have actually defeated him.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

Your eyes immediately began watering. You dropped your sword in complete disgust and tried to cover your face, but the Pig Bandit's friend was there to add insult to injury. He would pull your hands down, closing it on you and burping loudly in your face to stun you more.

UUUUUUUUUURPPPP!!!

The Pig Bandits foul breath and burp in your face stung, you reeled and fell back. Barely, you tried to stand up from your hands. However the two Pig Bandits closed in on you, kicking your sword away. "Well Well Well. What's an Adventurer going to do without their sword huh?" One of them slammed their butt on your sword, shattering it into a ton of little pieces.

"Come on, Fight back. It's not gonna be fun if you don't try something. Wheres that Hero Spirit?" The Other Pig Bandit mocked you. They cornered you, but allowed you to get up. You raised your fists in a **** attempt to fight back, but what would you do without your sword?