Trying something

"Buffy you and your clothes are completely clean and dont appear to be messed up at all." Xander said out of nowhere.

"What?" Buffy asked as she looked over at Xander and then down at herself and her pristeen clithes and skin without a hint of dirt in sight "Oh."

Xander did a weak version of jazz hands, "Tad-dah."

Buffy rolled her eyes.

Xander shrugged, "Just... y'know... there's positives to this. All I'm sayi-"

"Uh-uh! No, no. NO!" Buffy waved a hand at him. "Silencio!"

Xander huffed. Looked away and for a second pondered what it was he could argue as a pro. What could he do that would prove to Buffy that this was a good thing. What could he do... something that Buffy did day in and day out that he could change with a word or two? Looking back at Buffy and staring at his 'blonde' friend Xander had an idea.

Now what was the name of the dye Buffy bought? Xander chewed his lower lip as he searched his memory. He'd been dragged along by Buffy and Willow on shopping trips that included the buying of hair dye. At least twice this past year. He'd seen the box so he should know the name.

His memory was shit as he had no idea.

Crap.

Buuuut... there was a way to fix that, wasnt there?

"Xander Harris has perfect recall, an edetic memory." He said softly.

"What was that?" Buffy asked looking over at him. "What did you say?"

With his new perfectly clear memory of what dye it was Buffy bought Xander answered, "Buffy Summers is a natural ash blonde who doesnt need to dye her hair."

Buffy stilled and grabbing a hold of her hair she held it up to her eyes and studied it. "What?"

Xander, at this moment, enjoyed being taller than his female friend as it gave him a good view of the top of her head. Nodding his head he commented, "Yup, no more roots."

Buffy grabbed at her scalp and let out a slight whine, then turned to face him and frowned as she snapped, "What did... My HAIR! You did what to my HAIR?"

Looking at her frowny face and her very fierce shout Xander was struck by something, "Huh, even your eyebrows are lighter."

"Ahhh!" Buffy put her hands over her eyebrows, "What did you do?"

"Saved you money on any further hair dye expenditures?" Xander asked in answer.

Buffy squawked.

"What?" Xander asked. "You dye your hair all the time. I did the same thing. Kinda. I just... cut out the cosmetics industry." He looked down at Buffy, "That's a good thing? Right?"