Robbed in own house

Currently I live with my beautiful wife and her even more beautiful mother. My wife is a bit older than me and can be very intimidating. As is her mother. My wife is out of town for a bachelorette trip and I work from home. So it’s just me and my mother in law, Kate.

She is sweet but very stern. Did I mention beautiful?

As the morning turned to afternoon, I finished everything I had to do for the day so I hopped in the shower and got cleaned up. Kate wasn’t due home for some time, so I decided to say “Screw the towels, I’m going naked!” I’m by no means a nudist, but the feeling of the AC on my bare skin felt really good.

After an hour of lounging around bare balls naked, I hear the sound of the front door turning open. “Oh Kate must be home, wait a minute…. I’m butt naked!” I hurriedly dashed off the couch and hid behind the kitchen island. As I crouched, my bare cheeks were on the cold hardwood floor.

I anticipated Kate to announce she was home but instead I heard two different voices, both female. Strange, did Kate bring company? I hoped not because as I said, I am 100% butt naked.

Ever so careful, I peeked out from behind the kitchen island and was shocked to see two unknown women wearing form fitting black jumpsuits… and black ski masks… I’m being robbed!

Forgetting my state of undress, I lept from behind the island and deny to know what they were doing in my house

“Well let me ask you, boy? Where’d the rest of your dick go?” I came to my senses and stared down at my privates. They were bare just like the rest of me and had shrunk because of the cold air and my nervousness.

Before I could clasp my hands over my junk, the two masked women tackled me. I tried to break free but they were strong and had a serious advantage: “Grab his little balls, baby!”