He studies the Book.

The little Lannister strode out of Lady Stark’s chambers with as much confident swagger as he could muster, the guard standing by the door watching him trail away. Once the Imp was out of sight though, he begun to speed up and scurry like an excited child. And how could he not? He held in his hands a seemingly genuine mystical item, a true rarity in this world, but even more fortuitous… it could control sex!

Tyrion caught himself skipping through the halls of the Vale keep, and **** himself to slow despite his excitement. He had to be logical about this. Sure, this book had seemingly fallen from the heavens and landed by his feet in a sky cell in his hour of need, and it had made the reserved and proper Lady Stark open her legs for him, but that could all be one big coincidence. And if it was, he couldn’t afford to become too attached to this books power, however tempting it may be. He needed to test it, and the extent of its powers. But all in due time.

The hour grew late, and true to her word, Catelyn Stark had Tyrion liberated from his sky cell and given a proper room for a lord. One with a soft feather bed and lush pillows, decorated with the Falcon of the Vale. A much more cozy abode than the Sky Cell for certain.

Even more convenient, it had a desk as well, and though it was not meant for a man of Tyrions stature, he made it work well enough for him to open the Sex Note and stare down at its pages.

“Now, what other mischief can you and I get up to I wonder? You might just end up being my favorite book.” Tyrion pondered to himself, thinking of the possibilities. Just what else could this book accomplish? If he wrote the words, could he get two hated enemies to disrobe? Could he compel someone to lay with the same sex despite their personal feelings, be they man or woman? What lengths could he manipulate someone to make the act of sex happen? The possibilities seemed… endless.

Tyrion scanned the book up and down, taking in all the rules listed on the front and contemplating them. Perhaps it would be best to experiment some more, in subtle ways before he grew bolder. But what to write in this lovely book…