You get some exciting news news

Over the weekend you receive some very exciting news from Susan. The rate of infection at your school is significantly higher than the surrounding area and an investigative reporter has been sent to your school to find out why. You and your class were selected to star in the special report based on your ‘contributions’. The reporter and her cameraman will be shadowing you for a few days as part of her report. Just thinking about it has you up all night.

Rachelle Mad sends you an e-mail with a list of questions before filming is set to start. It begins with standard questions: what’s your name, how long have you been teaching at the school, are you aware of the infection rate among staff, are you aware of the infection rate among students, are you aware of the infection rate in the surrounding area? They’re easy. She continues “And can you explain why the infection rate is so much higher here?” Something about the questions makes you think this is a setup, that she’s determined to portray SISSIES in a negative light.

You’re not going to let that happen. You’re going to make sure she sees the infection in the best way possible, your way. Hmmmm but you also want her to complete the report. You’ll have to wait until the third and final day of taping to make your move. You smile thinking of it, it’ll be amazing!

You play dumb for her, you have no idea why infection rates are so high at your school. Confidentially, you’re sure that it’s at least partially due to your amazing penis. She asks “Do you think that your school is taking SISSIES seriously?” You’re honestly shocked by the question. You don’t bother trying to answer her questions honestly, you tell her whatever you think will get her in your classroom where you can get your hands on her. Of course the students will be a problem. It’s a good thing she tipped her hand, now you have time to properly incentivize your students to play along with your little charade. Actually teaching history again will be so dull, but you have to think of the viewers at home…