You try to defeat this clearly crazy genie

But you aren’t having any of it, you realize she must be the main threat, she destroyed a whole country of magic users, sending them to some unknown fate and must be stopped so you decide you will have to defeat her. You bring your broken sword before you, pointing it towards her, as you stand up on trembling legs and say: “You fiend, you just said that you had destroyed that country, I wont let you get away with that!”

Genie Jane stops and rolls her eye’s and says in a super annoyed tone: “Ugh so brave but oh, so fucking stupid.”

She reaches out and takes the broken sword and shield out of your hand, not in any fast way but slowly in a way that caught you completely off guard, so you lamely protest by saying: “Hey that’s mine!”

You take a step back and take up a fighting pose as you ball your arms into fists ready to fight unarmed.

Genie Jane looks your stuff over lamely, then throws it behind herself, off into the distance, then looks back at you and rolls her eye’s and says: “Really, ugh, how are you not getting it, there isn’t a snowballs chance in hell… Look didn’t you see what I just did to this supposed ‘demon lord’. Why don’t you just give up and surrender to me!”

“Cause a true hero never gives up!” you say, but the real you behind this character can practically hear Jane grind her teeth in annoyance, so you send a quick mental message:

“What? I’m only playing my character like he would act.”

Genie Jane gives you a puzzled look, then reaches towards you again, your inventory menu pops up again, then she makes a swiping motion towards your journal screen until an image of queen Jane pops up as a quest giver.

She grabs the image out of your journal menu and looks at it and asks: “Who that fuck is that?”

You blush a little bit and say: “That fair queen Jane the most beautiful of them all.”

Genie Jane looks down at you, with less puzzlement and says: “That would explain it… She looks pretty hot… But what’s her deal… I wish I knew all about her!” then the amazon genies eye’s glow for a second and then a realization washes over her face.

Her face turns into a delighted smirk as she says to herself: “So that how it is, well little bitch you are pretty fucking hot, so I will let you have a taste of him when I make you clean me out.”

You get annoyed that she's dismissing you, so you bounce a bit on your legs as you move your arms, ready to do some unarmed strikes and say: "Surrender fiend, or I will give you a fair fight and defeat you as right is on my side!"

She looks back at your with visible annoyance, her eye's narrow and says: “Oh a fair fight, I will give you a fair fight... I wish that we were at a specific spot that I am thinking about so I can make my point and I am like I want to be for this ‘fight’ with this cute idiot!”

Everything spins around you as you suddenly find yourself in a clearing in a forest, but you are alone, you look around baffled but slightly relieved, then you hear a large booming sensual voice: “Up here idiot!”

You look up and get a shock as looming over the treeline is a giant genie Jane.

You stare in shock and then yell out at her: “T-That’s so unfair, I thought this was going to be a fair fight?”