Kelly’s mischief

Kelly hasn’t been oblivious to Jack and Miranda’s bond together. So, she figured that she’d help them get a lot closer. When she notices Jack and Miranda slip into the shower together on the monitors, she smiled and devised a plan.

Kelly snuck down to the women’s showers while Shepard wasn’t around and slipped inside. She immediately saw Jack and Miranda’s clothes and towels and grabbed them emptying everything.

“What are you doing?”

Kelly whirled around to see Kasumi standing behind her. “I could ask you the same thing,” Kelly said.

“Well… I can’t miss this viral moment, can I? The extranet has been begging for these two to hook up ever since they realized they both joined team Normandy,” Kasumi said.

She gazed at Kelly’s hand. “Well… I’m just helping them speed along.”

Kasumi grinned. “Alright, well I won’t tell them. If anything it’ll help me. In fact, why don’t you hand those to me and you can go back to your post before someone realizes you’re gone.”

Kelly nodded. “Yes, ma’am.”

Kasumi grinned as she took hold of the clothes and towel. “Hell yeah.”