He merges with the spell book, but…

I run to the corner of the building, keeping my eyes on the thief trying to steal this poor woman’s bag.

When I think I have enough time to do this, I take the magic book from out of my bag and open it to the first page. My heart is racing as I know this might change my life forever.

“How do I merge with the book, quick!” I ask quickly.

“You press the book against your chest, and I’ll cast the merging spell!” She says with eyes glowing brighter than normal.

I do as she told me, all the while I keep peaking around the corner to make sure the thief is still there. The minute he runs, I need to run after him.

“Ready?” Elizabeth asks.

“Ready!” I reply. I still feel a bit hesitant to do this, but maybe this will shake up my life for the better.

“**Consume Librum Animae Meae, Consume Librum Animae Meae, Consume Librum Animae Meae!”**

And instantly, I feel a strange pain in my chest as the book evaporates through my skin. It feels like all of my cells are moving a million miles per second as the book travels through me. Elizabeth’s eyes glow bright like a green star, and instantly her ghostly figure moves inside me with the book.

I fall to my knees as I feel a strange energy flowing through my veins. It’s like my blood has been replaced with gasoline as everything burns for a brief moment. Then I see a brief purple flash and a puff of smoke appear around me.

After a couple of seconds when the smoke disappears. My entire body feels energized, and I feel great power flowing through my body. I also feel a bit chilly, but I guess magic is just cold maybe.

“Great! We are merged! Now, summon your tome and cast the first spell you can read!” Elizabeth says from inside my head. It feels weird having another person speaking to me in my head, but I trust Elizabeth, so it’s a bit more reassuring.

First I peer around the corner again, and yep, the thief is still tying to snatch her purse. Either she is a super grandma, or he’s a terrible thief.

I wasn’t sure how to “summon” the book, but just thinking about it made the book appear right in front of me from my chest, like it’s inside my rib cage and it fazes through my body whenever I summon it. While it’s a bit weird and creepy, the adrenaline of helping this woman before she gets robbed makes me more accepting of this weirdness.

The book opens up to the first page, but the only spell I can read is “Ignis Digitus!” I have no clue what it does, but she said to use the first spell I could read.

“Ignis Digitus!”

I turn the corner and finally face the thief. I feel energy leave through the pores of my body, like energy is being taken away from me.

With my hand held forward, ready to use my magic on this criminal, I boldly say, “This is where your thievery stops!” What I was expecting was a beam of magic to fly out of my hands and at the bad guy, and then I would be praised by the grandma, saving the first person ever in my life.

But what happens is a small flame of fire appears on my index finger. It’s so small that I can barely see it lighting a candle, let alone do damage to this guy.

Both the grandma and the criminal stare at me with confused looks on their faces. Their eyes drift down to my pelvis, which I find strange and a bit embarrassing. My clothes didn’t change when I merged with the book right?

“Get the hell away from me you freak!” The thief says before running away. Confused, I mentally pat myself on the back knowing I at least stopped a crime, but why did he call me a freak?

Then the grandma walks up to me, maybe congratulating me for helping her out. But the look on her face seems more like disgust and anger, something most people trying to congratulate you wouldn’t look like.

Suddenly, the old woman begins hitting me with her bag, smacking my chest and shoulders over and over again. I don’t feel her bag catching on my clothes which is weird, and all of her hits are hitting against my skin.

“Put on some clothes you weirdo! You outta be sent to a loony bin!” The woman says as she smacks me some more.

“Clothes? What? But I’m wearing clothes!”

“Ma’am, we’ll take it from here,” An older gentleman says from behind me. After the old lady stops hitting me with her purse, I look around and see two police officers and the big guy from the food truck. Thankfully, they don’t have their guns out, but one of them has handcuffs.

“W-What’s happening?” I say to myself.

“Maybe you should look down? That’ll answer your questions~,” Elizabeth says with a teasing tone, which only confuses me more.

I look down, and my eyes widen in shock at what I see. Not a stitch of clothing is on me. No shirt, no pants, no underwear, not even socks or shoes! I’m completely naked with my flaccid cock and dangling balls fully exposed to the outside air.

I blush a crimson red, so red that I feel my cheeks burning up like a stove top. I wave my hand to extinguish the flame finger and immediately cover my exposed cock and balls with my hands. The feeling of my naked body out for the public world to see is nauseating, like I’m going to puke with how nervous I am. I feel my cock subtly pulsate in my hands, and the feeling of covering myself in public like this is humiliating.

“Ow!” I yelp out as I feel a smack on my ass from the old lady, only confirming that I’m completely naked from head to toe.

“Why the hell am I naked!?!” I scream aloud, but in response I hear a cackling laugh from Elizabeth, even snorting as she can’t control her laughter. Confused and fearful, I wonder what made me do this, and why she finds it so amusing.

I try and run away, but before I could get away, the cop with handcuffs tackles me to the ground, slamming my naked body against hard concrete. I feel the scrapes against my thighs and chest, but thankfully the family jewels didn’t get hurt with my hands covering them.

“You are under arrest for indecent exposure. You have the right to remain silent, and an attorney will be given to you,” The cop says as he takes my arms away from my junk and behind my back.

“I can’t believe this is happening! This is so embarrassing!”

“I know! I haven’t had this much of a show in years!” Elizabeth replies to my thoughts. Now I’m seriously wondering if she made me naked.

After that, I am lifted off of the ground and led to their police cruiser. It is a couple feet away, so some people on the street get to see my uncovered naked body, specifically my cock and balls as I am **** to do the walk of shame. I try to get away from their grip or squirm my way out, but nothing seems to work. I feel like a fish out of water, except I’m a man without clothes!

“Now why were you naked son? Tell us the truth!” One of the officers says.

“I swear I didn’t know! I was fully dressed 3 minutes ago!” I plead my case, but the two just laugh me off.

“Yeah.. that’s what all the weirdos say…” He says as he was stuffing me in the back of the police cruiser.