Doctor Doom

Why the fuck do I only have four fucking likes and five favs? Lois has two hundred and twenty five. Lois fucking Lane?!

I am Marvel Jesus, god dammit!

"I take it back, you are way hotter than the barmaid with the shaved head." I told the big tits girl.

"Hey, Wade, I got a cocktail for you!" Weasel said.

I was too busy dancing with the big tits girl to listen.

Downstairs

"Deadpool is too distracted by our agent. Mystique, get the drink to Deadpool."

The big tits girls Deadpool was dancing with nodded.

Upstairs

The big tits girl took the drink from Weasel and really wanted me to drink it. I pulled up my mask and down the hatch.

Downstairs

Nanosensors online. The carefully modified artificial voice buzzed. Viral load delivered. Infection is at stage one.

Doctor Doom in the warehouse's basement watched the holoscreens as Deadpool's viral data began to pour in.

"How long until infection reaches stage two?"

Processing. The quiet (quite if you're Zeebop) hum in the room audibly increased as secondary cooling units came online. One century, twenty one years and four months at current and projected metabolic rates.

Doctor Doom banged his fist on the desk. "Are you fucking kidding me. I do not have a fucking century. Fucking regenerative healing factor! We gotta speed things up." The foreign dictator from a country that is an acceptable target said. He tapped at the controls for the club, bringing up a three-dimensional layout of the building, and the Doom agents he had seeded among the clubgoers and staff, and gave his orders. Silent acknowledgements came back, and Doom sat back, doing that villainy slouch.

The Club Floor

It was starting to get hot, so I threw my jacket. It was thrown right back at me. I continued dancing with the big tits girl when she grabbed my legs and spun me around while I waved my arms about.

"You want another?" Weasel yelled above the loud music. I took the second glass.

"So what do you know about this place?" I yelled back, leaning in close. Weasel probably knew a lot about what was happening here, if I could get him to talk.