Me jubbly bubblies

Okay, time to get tactical. I don't know if I have a white card that can win, but I do have a white card that can appeal to Illy's vanity, assuming I'm right and "me jubbly bubblies" are a very elaborate way of saying boobs. I don't know what will change, but I'll certainly find out at the low, low cost of complimenting Illy's breasts. It'll all depend on what my competition adds to the pile.

Already giggling to herself, the girl with the breasts in questions started to review her options.

"What's my secret power...Me jubbly bubblies? I don't know what that means."

Dear god, Illy does not know how to shuffle, but still gagged I couldn't really explain myself. Luckily, Moggie and Hector opted to take a stab at it.

"You know it's like, me JUBBLY bubblies," Hector said gesturing at his chest.

"Yeah," Moggie snickered, "them joobbily boobilies, haha."

"Joob bloob bloob bloob bloob," Kim K. giggled and made fish noises to the guys, causing me to wonder if her brain had gotten as scrambled as her outfit. A puddle of Moggie had soaked into the carpet where she sat.

"So, someone's calling me flat, huh?" Illy retorted hushing the jokesters, "puh, next card. What's my secret power...Tiny tits that say 'Yippee!' when you touch them. Gee, y'all don't really get the secret-power-type thing, do ya?"

"I mean, it's the cards people had, Illy," countered a sarcastic Hector. "It's a game, and not one that lends itself to flattery. "

"Yeah, you're acting like what the cards say is somehow true?" questioned Moggie.

"Well it's funny you say that," Natalie started to speak, in an effort to inform the the blonde boy how close he was to the truth, but was silenced by Illy shoving two fingers in her mouth.

"Moving on! What's my secret power...how about Powerful thighs? Now we're getting somewhere."

"That's my card!" Kim K. said with a raise of her hand. "Oop shouldn't have said that," she laughed.

"Might be a winner, Kimmy Kumdrops," responded Illy, pushing her middle and index finger in and out of Natalie's lips, "why don't you hush up and suckle a little, Natalie?"

A flash of annoyance crossed the armless girl's eyes, but she dutifully obeyed, lapping at the blonde's fingers like a nursing babe.

"What's my secret power...Lips that could suck the chrome off a doorknob, hmm fascinating."

"Ever wonder what it's like to win a round in this game?" pined Hector.

"No idea," sighed Moggie.

"And what's my secret power... Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control! Now we're talking!" Said Illy, gleefully kissing the white card.

"MMM MMMM MMMMMM!!" I started shouting and grumbling through my gag. The other options were tame, some body shifts and supernatural sexual abilities, but this card was bad news. Whether Illy was being purposefully obstructive or not, I had to get her attention before she made an awful mistake.

The group all turned to me, even Natalie breaking concentration on Illy's probing digits.

"Need more charge, Jayleen? You haven't had a good shock in a while?" Said Illy venomously, reaching for the electric dial that connected to my breasts.

"Hold on, Illy, I think something's up," cautioned a momentarily lucid Kim K., "We should ungag her real quick."

"Seconded," said Hector, moving across the circle. With a pull, I was suddenly breathing freely again, though Hector had gotten some of my emissions on him in the process and was now flicking his hand in disgust.

"Illy, don't pick that one! Think about it," I implored, "it's too vague, and whatever it does is going to affect you."

"Say what?" Asked a confused Moggie from the sidelines.

Ignoring him, I stared down the young blonde, praying that she wouldn't go through with her choice. She eyed me up and down, and I was relieved to see her hesitate, no longer looking at the "dark forces" card so rosily. Natalie did a sigh of relief through her nose.

"The fuck is happening?" Kim K. said confused.

"It's...um," I turned to the others who hadn't won a card yet, pausing as I realized the truth would be an extremely hard sell. "It's part of....how we play with the ELECTRODES!" I said the last part probably too loudly, but I was quite pleased with myself and my epiphany. "Which reminds me, I've been meaning to tell you in all the excitement, I..forgot my safe word, can you guys let me out?"

"Seriously? It's 'ananas', the one you use all the time," said Hector, trying his best to avoid my splooge as he unclamped my nipples. "The electrodes must've really fucked with your head. You know that stuff's dangerous."

Teary-eyed, I laughed, before releasing a labored gasp -- the teeth of my nipples clamps blessedly releasing their prey. God did they hurt, but I was so stoked to no longer be in danger of electric shocks.

"Sorry about that, Jayleen," apologized Kim K. from across the circle.

"And I guess you make a good point about the card," lamented Illy, re-surveying her options, "so I suppose I'll have to say..."