A honeymoon date

Several hours later, you and your harem had finally tired yourselves out and returned to the Villa and had gotten cleaned up. You make sure to take the time to ‘help’ out Aelita and Starfire. It was a good thing that the Villa had multiple baths and that none of them had gotten damaged or destroyed during the battle. You were reminded of a certain Ferengi’s expression regarding the Federation and showers.

You were currently putting on a pair of sandals in your room as you waited for Aelita to finish getting ready. You had put on a fairly casual outfit of a loose hawaiian shirt with Mario Super Mushrooms and Piranha Plants courtesy of your brother Jamie replacing your shirts or maybe it was Poppy; you just knew it was one of your full siblings, you could smell a hint of Fire Flower in your room.

“Are you still thinking one of your siblings swapped your shirts?” Aelita sighed, leaning against the doorframe of the bathroom. She had a tropical knee length dress with a short jacket.

“I smell a hint of Fire Flower and—”

Aelita rolled her eyes. “You smell like 1-Up Mushrooms as you always claim. I think you’re just smelling some of the smoke in the air.”

“Risa’s climate control already took care of that,” you quickly pointed out before you gestured to your shirt. “I never packed a piranha plant shirt, I only had mushroom and flower themed shirts and I’ve already used most of those.”

“Are you sure you’re just not forgetting?” Aelita sighed as she checked her hair in the high-tech mirror. She glanced at the clock in the corner of the room. “Aren’t we supposed to be at the reservation in half an hour?” Your head snapped to the time and you quickly jumped to your feet.

“We should get going,” you quickly walked out of the room. *Poof**Poof* The shirt started filling up with a dark blue foam and you started feeling weird. You suddenly found yourself swimming in foam. “Mother fuck!”

You glowered in an extremely comfortable chair wearing a brand new shirt while a beautiful Risian woman was rubbing your feet while another worked on Aelita Aelita reached over and patted your arm. “Come on James, it was just a little prank.” You pulled a face.

“I was a Piranha Plant for five minutes,” you grumbled. “That smells like an Oliver prank. But maybe they just want me to think it was him…” You started a little bit of plotting but when Aelita patted your arm again, you got your focus back. You grabbed Aelita’s hand and gave her a loving stroke along her knuckles.

The attendants pressed a button to the side of your chairs and the footrest shifted into a basin that started filling up with warm water. Aelita sighed happily bringing a smile to your face.

The two of you were seated in a pair of massage chairs situated in an alcove facing a stage. The alcove was one of a couple dozen similar alcoves organized in rows so no one was blocking another’s line of sight. You saw various couples and pairs slowly trickling in; looking behind, you spotted Marinette and Gwen Stacy taking a seat a few rows back. You wondered if they were there on their own or if they’re covering guard duty. Erza and Mirajane (the expected guards) were nowhere in sight—scratch that, you just spotted them walking in the room wearing sunglasses and with different hairstyles for some reason. When the Koopa Troopa and Toadette walked in, you decided to mind your business.

“Couples massage was a good idea,” Aelita said as the attendant moved to her shoulders.

“Thanks, though it’s not just a couples massage,” you said pointing towards the stage.

“I had wondered about that,” Aelita looked around the room. Her eyes widened a bit as a pole started rising out of the stage. She leaned over and whispered urgently, “did you take me to a ‘massage parlor’?!”

“Maybe?” You gave your best poker face; a tiny smile broke out. Before Aelita questions you further, the pole stopped and then a head extended from the top.

“Good evening everybody! It’s Risa’s current rising comic Yoona Kex!” A moderately good looking Trill woman walked on stage and took the microphone off the pole. “How’s everyone finding the South Tronbi Comedy Club and Spa tonight? I recommend the calamari by the way.”

“Wasn’t this place called Shi’Mara’s?” Aelita asked as a menu was projected in front of each audience member.

“That’s the owner,” you replied while the attendant massaged your sides. “I’m thinking the couple's Centauri hammer snaig, they kinda look like snails. Or maybe the couple’s Risian five flavor sundae?” Meanwhile, the comedian was starting their routine.

“Speaking of calamari, guess who recently got calimarried?!” Yoona announced. You clapped a bit while smiling with Aelita. Yoona waited for the audience to settle down slightly. “Sorry to those who thought it was me. It was my sister who married a pretty swell guy she found in a wreck. Of course it turned out he was an Orion plant but they made up when…”

“...so one day, I was relaxing very casually after a long day of painting, yes I also paint, when my boyfriend spoke up out of nowhere. He said ‘I love it when you wear your best swimsuit’ and I had to ask him which one he was talking about since I wasn’t wearing one. He lets out a little laugh and says ‘your leopard print one’. And while I can be a little dense sometimes, I’m not human, I’m not from Earth, and I’m not an expert on Earth animals so I had no idea what he was talking about. Well, he brought up an image of a leopard.” Yoona points to the spots on her face and belly. “Well I definitely had a leopard print suit. And let's just say when I said I was relaxing very casually, I was Risa Casual.” You let out a little bark of laughter. Aelita giggles a little before leaning over.

“Reminds me of when it was Apron Day back home. Katara didn’t understand the joke about the garters.” You chuckled with her when suddenly a spotlight shone on the two of you.

“What’s this? Is someone trying to steal the spotlight?” Yoona asked mischievously.

“Well…”

“Haha, that was great,” you laughed with Aelita. She had her arm hooked with yours as the two of you walked out of the building with a small ice cream the two of you were alternating eating. “The two of you really worked off each other.”

“You think so?” Aelita smirked proudly. “I was only answering honestly.” You continued to praise her as the two of you (plus the groups following you) walked along the street. While you had been in the spa and comedy club, it had long since become nighttime.

“The parasite/pregnancy bit really killed it.” Aelita lightly pushed you bashfully.

“It was mostly Yoona Kex.” Aelita said as the two of you found a bench overlooking the sea. You could see a few damaged buildings down below but people were still cleaning up. The Risian’s largest moon glowed brightly, reflecting beautifully on the waves.

“Finally some alone time,” Aelita sighed, laying her head on your shoulder.

“I love you.” You laid your head on top of hers.

“I love you too,” Aelita said before groaning. “And the twins love you too.”

“It won’t be long now,” you said fondly.

“Especially after our little time trip,” Aelita let out a little chuckle as the twins seemed to settle down in her belly. The two of you finished off your date looking at the stars.