Two men on a couch

Against the far wall, there is a couch. There are two men on it, clearly friends, and they are staring at you with big smiles on their faces, having just seen you emerge from under the table of your previous customer.

Now that you've made eye contact with them, there's no other option than approaching them to see what they want.

"Two beers, and something to snack on, sweetcheeks." The first one says as soon as you approach.

"Oh, honey, I think you've got something on your chest." The second one snickers playfully.

{if Deviance > 40}You smirk{else}You decide to play along, since there's little to be gained in this world from pissing off the men,{endif} and push your breasts together in front of his face.

"Hmm? Something on my tits? I don't see anything!" You say in a dumb bimbo voice.

{if@ images > 2}

{endif}"Oh fuck, this one's the real deal..." That second guy moans in appreciation, and it looks like he's about to reach down and lower his pants and expose his junk.

"I'll be back with your beers right now!" You quickly interject, and hurry off across the shop floor before he can.

You go behind the bar to pick up the two beers, and as you do, you notice that you're quite close to the front door here. If you wanted, you could just... Run. But you'll have to do it now. Who knows if you'll get another chance as good as this one...