50,000 volts straight to the nipples

For some reason I had nipples on the brain, seeing Kim K's new/old pregnancy boobs. I swore there might even be wet marks from where she started lactating, but avoiding looking, I passed Hector my card.

"All present and accounted for, my choices are...Daddy Issues."

"You're supposed to read them all," Moggie interrupted.

"Not gonna do that," Hector said shutting him down,"you get it once, kay?"

"I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called:"

"Daddy Issues"

"Natural selection"

"50,000 volts straight to the nipples"

"Having anuses for eyes"

"and An unwanted pregnancy."

"Classic,' Kim K. laughed at the final option, undulating her pronounced stomach.

"I don't think you want to pick the fourth one," said Natalie with a grimace.

"Why?"

"Just a feeling," said Natalie and suddenly I was regretting my choice, as well.

"Fair enough," shrugged the dad to be, "I think I'll go with..."