Cards Against This Reality

Written as an ode to both John Gray's MasterPC: The Victim's Perspective and TheWeaver's MadLibby on mcstories, as well as an attempt to train myself to write some shorter chapters for a change, here is a reality altering story based heavily on the game "Cards Against Humanity".

The mind controlling board game is a very old trope in this genre for a reason, and one I've enjoyed a great deal throughout the years. Per usual there's going to be an assembled cast of unsuspecting players who won't be leaving this card game without a few shifts and changes. The box did say it was "Against Humanity" so it's probably going to get a little weird.

As such the card game will be rigged to involve primarily women being manipulated and transformed to erotic and titillating effect. Such violations of feminine autonomy are not meant to be reflective of real world views or for goodness sake GOALS, but fancies of an idle brain and a card game reimagined as rude reality. Additionally for obvious reasons, cards referencing children in the game will be omitted. Same with acts of large scale ****.

Feel free to submit chapters or, especially, comment on threads you would like to see expanded. Near as I can tell, likes and messages are the lifeblood of this community and keep so many of us writer coming back to share more. If you read this far comment your favorite Cards Against Humanity card. Who knows, maybe someone will draw it.

"Cards Against Humanity" and its logos are registered trademarks of Cards Against Humanity LLC. The game is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial, Share-Alike license, which as it says on the box, means "you can use and remix the game for free, but you can't sell it." The below chyoa is meant as such a remix and a love letter to a game that let me be as weird with my friends in public, as I am secretly with my friends online. Enjoy!