Parking Problems

"What the fuck?" The Baroness uttered as the ship rolled.

Walt grabbed her, pulling her tight to him. He tried to ignore her sexy and shapely body pressed to his... Again. She was wearing her skintight and form-fitting lightly armored suit... but he dimly noted for the first-time that the Cobra motifs were subdued in a flat black now and that there were more visible 3S insignias on it instead.

She didn't fight him and actually surprised him as she pressed her body to his making him even more aware of it. Was she... blushing slightly and smiling? He focused hard on the present. "Everybody hold on! Situation?"

"Uhm, everything normal in the engine room!" Linda called out. "Whats-"

"Oh no you don't!" Shocket growled from the bridge as the ship lurched and went faster into a dive. "That's my landing spot, fuck nut! Don't you dare trying fucking cutting me off!" She growled at another ship. "I take it back! Where are the fucking weapons on this crate?! I'm gonna blast this Asshole!"

Walt almost chuckled. "Don't bother. There aren't any." He heard Shocket curse up a blue streak in response.

"Urgh," said Haruna asthe young goblin was looking even greener than usual as the turbulence shook them. "I... think I'm going to be sick." Haruhime was patting her on the back with one hand and holding on for dear life with the other.

"That's fine," Walt said. "Do it if you have too. The ship has seen worse. Just keep holding... on? Pirotess, what are you-?"

Pirotess was concentrating as a glow gathered around her and her hair floated and clothing stirred as if air currents were shifting around her. "Sylph, spirit of the air, I ask you to lend us your aid."

"Whoa ho ho!" Shocket said jubilant. "Ha! That prick just ate some serious updraft! So long, dumb ass! I'm like a leaf or some shit! Woo hoo!"

The ship pitched forward and then back as the nose came up suddenly out of a dive and the thrusters came on full power to arrest their decent. Finally they felt the ship touch down with only a mild jolt and the engines shutdown. "Despite some dumbass trying to cut us off and steal our space we've arrived at our destination," Shocket announced.

"Good work, Shocket and Pirotess. Everyone, alright?" Walt asked looking around.

"We're fine," Haruhime said for her and Haruna who nodded taking breaths.

"All good," Linda called out coming from the engine area and checking the straps on the empty cargo containers and the ATVs and hoverlift they'd be using to load the ship up. "Everything's fine. I'll start unsecuring the tethers!"

"Good," he said in reply.

"Walter," Anastasia said peering up at him from behind her glasses with a smirk and one hand and a magnificent pair of breasts pressed on his chest. "I think you can let go now. Your "gun" is digging into me."

He swallowed and nodded. His hard on was pressed up against her and seriously liked what it found. "Right. Sorry. Adrenaline," he said as he slowly willed his suddenly very reluctant arm to let go of her waist and fingers to not drift any closer to the beautiful ass then they already had.

He'd expected her to attack when he gave her the opening but she didn't. She kept that same eye contact and very slowly... sensously, stepped back leaving just her fingertips on his chest... and his dick tip nestled against her belly from where it was tenting his pants. "Thank you, Walt," she said softly and the corner of his mouth rose as she used his nickname.

"My pleasure, Ana," he said just as softly. He saw her eyes widened slightly behind her glasses and then the left corner of her mouth also rose into a mirror of his own lopsided smile. It would be hard not to stare at those full red, pouty lips if he wasn't captivated by her eyes.

They both realized that they were having a moment... yet again. An undeniable current of attraction ran through the two of them, growing, that could lead to something if they just-

Anastasia stepped back and crossed her arms and Walt cleared his throat and pulled his hat brim down before making his way to lower the ramp and open the cargo hatch. Unspoken they both agreed that this was neither the time nor the place and let the moment pass but they did make note of it. Whatever this was, it definitely wasn't going away.

Lowering the cargo ramp opened up the portal to chaos and bedlam. "Brace yourselves," Walt said loudly to be heard over the din and noise of the parking lot. "It's going to be even busier than usual. Stick together with someone at all times. Friday, priority tracking please?"

(("Understood and engaged. If anyone requires assistance ask. Good luck in there."))

Walt smiled. "Thanks. We'll need it. Gotta get through the parking lot first and-"

"Hey asshole!" Shouted an irrate voice as a man and his crew pushed through a crowd of angry Klingons and Gamorans arguing with each other. They wore an eclectic assortment of leather motorcycle wear and bandage gear with armored bits added on as an after thought. Their leader was a big man in a silver hockey mask.

"Greetings from the Humungus!," cried a mohawked man. "The Lord Humungus! The warrior of parking lot section B! The Ayatollah of Rock 'N Roll-ah!"

"Does he mean the big fucking goofy guy in the in the bondage harness?" Shocket asked.

Walt shrugged. "Probably." He raised his voice. "What do you want?"

Someone passed the Humugus a microphone. "I am gravely disappointed. You have landed in a spot claimed by our mistress and Girl Scout Troop 214 forcing me to gather my dogs of war! Why? Because your selfish. But it's not too late for you. Just fly away. You can put a stop to all of this. Just fly away and we will spare your lives. Just fly away!"

Their owner, a woman with a nasty expression flanked by uniformed "scouts" armed with switchblades, brass knuckles, chains and assorted weaponry. "But not before you buy one hundred boxes of cookies-"

*Ba-Bang*

Walt drew and shot the microphone and the Humungus down looking past the Wasteland wannabe bondage freak badasses to the "Karen" and her feral gang of Girlscouts behind them. "Boring. Get the hell outta here, Karen. You have no power here... and take your shit cookies with you."

(("Walter... Now you've done it."))

"Waaargh!" Cried a 40k ork to its comrades. "Da 'umie is right! Letz take down dose digganobz and dere Kookiez! Lookz like we'ze 'avin' a bash boyz! Come on ya grotz, get stukk in!"

“The Parking lot war has begun! Today is a good day to die!” cried a klingon to his friends who cheered joining the fray. "Qapla!"

The free for all began as Tusken raiders howled and hooted. "Smurf 'em up!" Yelled a strung out on pixie sticks smurf to its raggedy fellows as they joined in.

"Ahahaha!" Shocket laughed gleefully. "Now this is fun!"

"Aim to wound and incapacitate if possible," Walt shouted. "We're still on Prime so murder is no good but we're not the aggressors. They threatened violence first. The unwritten rules of Costco are like those of a prison. Especially in the parking lot."

"Understood," Pirotess said as she smiled kicking an opponent in the crotch then using them as a human shield. "Make a show of force to not be opposed, correct?"

"What? Shocket said shooting two hands style. "Nah... Make somebody your "bitch"!"

"That's what she said!" Linda shouted clobbering the Mohawk guy from behind with a wrench.

"Oh," Shocket said reloading. "I knew that."

"Sure you did," Linda muttered.

"You two okay?" Walt asked positioning himself before Haruhime who was more of a support caster and Haruna who wasn't much of a combatant type, trying to keep them out of the fray.

"We're fine!" Haruna said holding a particularly large needle as Haruhime concentrated.

"Master Walter, would you like a magic boost?" Haruhime asked.

Walt punched out one thug and then another. "I don't think that's necessary. Just a bunch of punks. How many times can you cast it?"

Haruhime shook her head. "Generaly speaking just the once per person before needing a recharge period. If I combine it with casting another spell first I could effect all of you but it's even more draining."

Walt ducked a swing to trap his opponents limb and throw them into their friends knocking them down. "I see. Best to save it then." He smiled peering into the chaos. "Oi boyz!"

"Who said dat?" Asked one ork and another pointed towards Walt. "Da 'umie wit da 'at."

Their warboss grunted. "Wotcha want 'umie?"

Walt smirked. "You Boyz winnin'?"

The Boss narrowed his eyes suspiciously but his toothy, maw smiled. "Ov courz! Orkz iz ment fer fightin' an' winnin'! Why 'umie ask Kwestchun?"

Walt grinned and jerked his thumb over his shoulder. "Cuz I'ze willin' ta back yer play!"

The warboss looked into the hold of the ship and saw the big red Canyonero sitting in the hold. He heard his boyz muttering "Datz ah proppa trukk, dat iz!", "Red wunz go fasta!", and "'Ez a gud shoota an' choppa... for a stinkin' 'umie, dat iz."

The warboss grinned and so did Walt. They understood each other. A temporary alliance. He'd back their play and the orks would control parking lot section "B"... and in exchange they'd secure the area and let Walt and Co pass through and see that no one one messed with them or their ship. The warboss generally didn't think much about "stinkin' 'umies" but he'd been around. He knew that certain individuals could be surprising. This "stinkin' 'umie" had warboss energy, was a "gud skrappa" and "proppa fighta"... and he spoke their language and understood the orky way of thinking. By Mork it was a good idea... and he was just "kunnin' enuf" to go along with it.

"Ee'z gotta point! You gitz gather round da truck! Dis dust up iz jest gettin' interestin' boyz!" The warboss shouted to his men as Walt said "Friday... Monster truck mode "on" and support and defend the ship with our new allies."

(("Understood Boss.")) Friday said as the Canyonero's motor revved and headlights blazed. The orks began to gather round chanting "'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!"

Walt signaled to the party to gather around. "We'll make our break for the store. Get ready!"

Pirotess and Baroness smiled and Shocket grinned. This trip was already worth it, they were already having fun!

[Walter Stark - Penny Polendina - F.R.I.D.A.Y - Neopolitan - Pyrrha Nikos - Nora Valkyrie - Yang Xiao Long - Blake Belladonna - Kali Belladonna - Sienna Khan - Willow Schnee - Glynda Goodwitch - Zwei - Ahnassi - Lifts-Her-Tail - Senko - Sayoko Shinozaki - Roberta Cisneros - Haruna - Sasha Blouse - Ilulu - Rachel "Raven" Roth - Manami "La Brava" Aiba - Tsuyu "Froppy" Asui - Haruhime Sanjouno - Anastasia "Baroness" Cisarovna/DeCobray - Demona - Raven "Mystique" Darkhölme - Pirotess - Lydia - Aela the Huntress - Serana - Mission Vao - Curie - Ada - PAM - KL-E-O - Merida - Gwen "Gwenom" Stacy - Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee - Jennifer "She-Hulk" Walters - Linda T. Duck - Shocket Raccoon - Lady Loki - Elizabeth "Betty" Brant - Gloria "Glory" Grant - Mary Jane "MJ" Watson - Emma Frost and Virginia "Pepper" Potts

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