Why not, could be cool.

“You think I’d look good as a blonde?”

She starts running a comb through your hair. “Hmm, when I look at you, know who I see?”

“Who?”

“Spider Gwen, from the animated movie. I’d love to give you that sexy cut. Buzz the sides, longer on top, flopping over, baby pink highlights on the tips. Super sexy. I’m really into cosplay, comics, anime mostly, but damn that Gwen Stacy is so sexy. She’s trans too ya know. Well it’s just heavily implied right now, but all the signs are there. You watch. It’ll be canon after the next movie.”

“Oh really. I didn’t…”

A bath, haircut, a bit of kissing, five new ear piercings, follow. She never stops talking the entire time. You learn her favorite color is pink, band is Tool, anime is princess something, must have missed that one, and that cute little femboys, dickgirls, are her favorite people in the world. She introduces you to all sorts of new terms, different subcategories maybe, you had never heard of, and are still not sure what exactly the difference is, nor which ones might be offensive. Futanari, shemale, dickgirl, newhalf, and more that simply don’t stick in your head. She decides you are either a new half or a trap, as she decides you are indistinguishable from any other girl but with a very cute fully functional penis, that’s just a tiny bit smaller than average, but hides amazing in most any panties, definitely under clothes.

Finally she helps you gather up all the gifts, try them all on, and separate them into three piles, those that are perfect, the ones that fit but aren’t really your style, and the ones definitely going back. Plus as the owner of the store, she promises a full refund. Several hundred dollars by the look of it.

Finally as the sun is just lighting the sky she takes you to a mirror to show you how you look. Your jaw drops. “Oh wow, you’re right, I look a lot like her. Fuck me. I’m really attractive. Like for real attractive. How? This is crazy. I only put on girls clothes for the first time this week. I never knew…”

She silences you with a kiss. “You are such a silly girl. Now stop fishing for compliments and let’s go pick out a fun dildo. I’m going to gape that ass wide open.”

“But I thought.”

“Don’t worry, you can fuck me too, silly, but I have a bunch of really cool fancy dildos, we need to pick the right one.” She drags you back to her apartment. Over to a big ornate glass front cabinet, just full of dildos of all shapes and sizes. You even recognize one your roommate had, a Bad Dragon named Flint, size large. Just huge. She has a little nameplate for it and everything. Next to it is another Bad Dragon, Rex large, it’s like a foot long and has a really big knot, like a dog or something. She catches you staring. “Ever been knotted before?”

“I didn’t know that was even a thing.”

Her smile is beaming, “Oh, that’s perfect then. Knotting is so intimate. You’ll fall in love with me for sure.” She starts strapping on a harness. “Well, get naked. Hop on the bed Lexi.” Then in a sing song, “Face down ass up that’s the way I like to fuck.” She looks at you, “What’s wrong Lexi? Don’t you want me to gape your ass and fuck you so good you fall in love with me?”