Brainstorming with his son

And so, on that faithful Saturday morning, he decided to do some brainstorming with his son, Jacob.

Jacob was 24 and almost the complete opposite of Walter. They shared the same hair and eyes, but Jacob was overweight and somewhat of a weakling. Jacob was out of high school, but hadn't yet pursued college. Being only interested in videogames, he wasn't very social, and really didn't care about much outside of the virtual world. Though he didn't have the looks of his father, he did inherit a larger penis, measuring at 12 inches. If only he socialized with women, he'd be quite popular.

Half an hour later, both men were sitting at t he living room table where Walter was outlining the situation.

"And that is why I need to pose as someone attractive! Someone that will make the viewer look twice when my profile pops up on their screen! Got any advice, son?"

Now Jacob grinned wickedly at his dad.