The family goes to lunch

A short while later David, Lauren, Veronica and Vanessa were all at an Italian bistro eating lunch. It seemed everyone was in the mood for wine, because the waitress had just dropped off the third bottle.

"Some more bread sticks too." Lauren said, offering the empty tray to the passing waitress.

"Jeeze Lauren, you gotta watch the carbs!" Vanessa said with a smirk. "That's how you end up with a giant ass!"

Lauren blushed furiously, glaring at her sister.

"Now Vanessa, Lauren is pretending to be thin again." Her mother pointed out. "So we're supposed to pretend we didn't all see her oversized backside!"

"Y... you don't know what you're talking about!" Lauren pouted angrily.

Her mother rolled her eyes. Even David had to admit, his wife was coming off vain and phony, wearing Spanx and a padded bra when everyone here knew that wasn't her real figure...

"Here David, I'll fill your glass." Vanessa offered helpfully.

She reached for the wine, but 'accidentally' tipped it with her fingertips. The bottle tipped, the nearly full contents pouring straight onto Lauren! Lauren gasped as her blouse and jeans were soaked in red liquid, as every head in the resturant turned her way!