Interupt them

A wicked idea crossed Josh's mind. Before he had time to over think it he acted, bursting through the door. "What on earth do you think you're doing in here" he shrieked, channeling the same tone of anger and disappointment he'd heard his mother use on him and his sisters in the past. "I have a nap for a few hours and this is what I wake up to? You may be 19 young man but you're still under my roof"

Josh's girlfriend, her face flushed, had burried herself under the duvet in embarrassment and could only mutter an apology as Josh continued his tirade. "Josh" on the other hand was a bit distracted "Urm... mom" he said, his eyes lingering on her ample breasts "why are you naked"

Josh looked down, pretending to only just realise he was naked, acting faux shocked he met "Josh's" eyes "don't try and change the subject young man, you're the ones naked AND disrespecting me by waking me up with the noises of your hot, passionate, love making". Hearing Crystal use these words to describe the situation caused a look of confusion to spread over "Josh's" face. His girlfriend, equally confused, stuck her head out from under the duvet. "Mrs Moore" she stuttered "is everything ok".

"Everything is fine dear, sorry" Josh replied "I'm not angry with you, to tell the truth I'm just a tad jealous. Since the divorce I've had a few dates but none have lead anywhere, I've not gotten laid in a while and I'm frustrated". Josh made eye contact with his girlfriend and couldn't resist probing "not that you would understand what I mean with this stud, ey"

"Well..." his girlfriend began, causing his heart to leap to his throat "to be honest, sex with Josh is good but I feel it could be better" she confided. "Sorry babe" she said, her attention now turned to "Josh".

Josh felt himself get angry hearing this "Oh really, you seemed to be making enough noise there to suggest otherwise" he snapped, more agressively than he'd intended. "Yeah... true" his girlfriend replied "but, as a woman, I feel you'll appreciate this. I just wish he'd pay more attention to my needs and spend more time on foreplay. Ya know?"