Yellow Square Cut

K-T decided on the yellow square cut because it offered more coverage, and didn’t show off his bulge as prominently as the speedo. He pulled on the suit, grabbed a life jacket out of the cabinet, put on his flip flops and walked down to the lifeboat deck. When he got there, he seemed to be one of the last people to arrive and saw close to fifty women standing around in life jackets waiting for it to start. While the women were wearing a wide variety of outfits, they were all more clothed than K-T. Either still wearing their clothes from boarding or had on swimsuit coverups. K-T felt very out of place in his revealing suit.

Just then K-T heard “Wow, you really are taking full advantage of our clothing policy here, aren’t you K-T?”. He turned around to see Megan decked out in her uniform of white polo and khaki shorts with a huge grin on her face. At that point she grabbed his arm and pulled him to the front of the group saying “as the only big, strong man here, we might need your help during a real emergency, so I want to be sure that you hear this presentation clearly”.

As K-T was pulled through the group he heard murmurs among the women about his attire. As he got to the front, one woman loudly said “young man, do you really think that outfit is appropriate to be wearing in public?” before turning to Megan and saying “I thought this was a woman only cruise”. There were some noises of agreement in the group before Megan held up her hand and replied “There was a mistake in planning, and this gentlemen, K-T was accidentally booked on board. He is the only man, and I ensure you he will not cause any problems. Secondly, due to the ship being scheduled to be all female, the cruise line had implemented a policy that the ship would be clothing optional unless we are docked in a port. That way the guests would be able to get all over tans”. Just at that moment, the horn on the ship blew indicating that they were pulling away from the dock. Megan continued, “with that horn blow, nudity is now allowed, so K-T’s outfit is permissible, and some could say he is overdressed”.

She looked around before brusquely asking, “Are there any concerns, or can we continue this safety briefing?”. When she was met with silence, Megan started the demo and explained the procedure if an evacuation was required. “Since the lifeboats rock will being loaded, we now require guests get on board, sit down and strap in during the presentation so they have experience in a non-emergency situation” Megan explained. The group started making their way into the boat and sitting on the benches around the perimeter. As K-T sat down, the woman on his left grabbed at his leg trying to reach for her seatbelt, so he leaned away just as the woman on the right buckled her belt, catching his swimsuit in the buckle.

Before he noticed what happened, he leaned back to the left and heard a tear as he felt his suit pull away. The woman on his right noticed as well, apologized, disconnected her belt and rebuckled after he pulled away. The fine mesh on his right hip was torn just below the waistband and as he moved around in the seat, more of the mesh started to unravel, as the tear spread further down his leg.

Just then, Megan announced that the drill was over and everyone could go on their way and enjoy their vacations. K-T stayed behind while everyone got off the lifeboat and was the last to get off. By this point, the swimsuit was just held on by the waistband on the right side and the front and backs were hanging loose.

As he stepped off, the loose side allowed his penis to fall out of the swimsuit and hang out the trunks. Megan standing by the lifeboat immediately started to smirk as he stepped forward trying to cover himself back up. “Three times in one day, I must be the luckiest girl in the world” she laughed. “While I definitely don’t mind if you take advantage of the clothing optional policy, if you want to remain covered up, you might want to change” Megan explained. K-T told her that his suitcase still hadn’t arrived and he had very few clothes in his backpack. Megan told him she would look into the missing suitcase and check if his shorts were cleaned. As K-T thanked her and walked away, she developed an evil grin as she looked over the railing to see his suitcase in the distance sitting on the dock that the ship was getting further and further from. Since his embarrassed reaction when she had seen the head of his penis at the airport, she knew she needed to see more of him and deliberately left his suitcase behind when they got to the ship.