There is no one here.

After 10 minutes of teetering down the street while barely making any progress, my chubby body is completely covered in sweat.

I'm so tired, so drunk... I don't think I've ever felt so sick in my entire life. Why do I have to go through this? This isn't fair. I should have just rejected my boss's 'invitation', maybe even tell him to shove it down his ass.

I chuckle at the thought of it. I don't believe even for a second that a pushover like me could ever pull such a move. But my imagination is the only refugee I have left.

"Hahh... Uuhh..." I wheeze, stopping my tracks at the entrance of a dirty alleyway. I don't think I can go any further than this. So... exhausted... Maybe I'll just rest for a little while. Yeah, that actually sounds like a fenomenal idea.

I lean on a wall and slowly let myself slide down until my fatass makes contact with the floor. Everything feels so... wet, and hot. D-Did I piss myself? I don't know. I really hope I didn't. Guess I'll see tomorrow. Now I'll just... close my eyes and...

"Uugh..." My head hurts like all 9 hells and I'm in a very uncomfortable position. But I'm just too exhausted, and my consciousness slowly drifts away, until I finally fall asleep.

I am fortunate enough to enjoy a nice and pleasant dream, devoid of all the pain and bad emotions from real life. I enjoy it with leisure, completely oblivious of being in a dream at all.
However, after a few hours, the dream suddenly gets interrupted by a shiny purple light that comes out of nowhere, and my entire vision goes dark.

The moment I wake up, I immediately start coughing.

"Argh! Ack! cough, cough! ...hahh... hahh...?"

I open my eyes while feeling, for some reason, completely out of place. I blink a few times, trying to clear my mind. But the more lucid I am, the more confused I get. There is definitely something wrong, but I can't quite put my finger on what...

"I feel dizzy... uh, wha-?" Wait, why does my voice sounds so... unfamiliar?

I slowly look down. And what I see almost makes me faint.

LORE: Someone has stolen or directly touched the pendant while the main character was asleep, triggering the first wish.