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Suddenly you hear Nate chuckling from behind you. It causes you to jump in the seat. “Sneaky bastard.” He flicks your ear and then gets back to cleaning. He seems totally unbothered.

“I guess I would’ve told you eventually,” he says, shrugging. “I need a wingman, anyways. As you can see, my progress hasn’t been exactly stellar. Haven’t even gotten past oral.”

You look back at the document. Whoever Verity and Jacob are, it seems Nate has fooled around with them. “You want to have sex with all of these people before you graduate?” you ask Nate.

He nods. “I don’t just want to. I will.” Nate points a thumb to his face and grins. “Mr. Persistent.” He leans over and grabs the computer mouse, minimizing the document and opening a folder.

“Verity is like, an SJW girl. Super into politics. Always protesting and shit.” He points to a video file titled verity.mp4 and says, “All I had to do was pretend I gave a shit about the trees.”

Then Nate points to a file labeled jacob.mp4 and says, “And that dude is a fucking sweetheart. I just said I was feeling lonely and he offered to help.” Nate smiles. “Which one you wanna see?”