That's ME.

Before Grim could protest in any way, I gave a yank on her head. It popped off, as expected. Mandy kicked her in the leg, making it snap and the body fell as I held Grim's head in my hand.

"What de hell is wrong wit' choo?!" Grim shrieked in dismay. I dropped her head, mouth down on the carpet so that she wouldn't be able to talk. Mandy snuggled up against me, apparently enjoying the sight of me taking charge with a girl other than herself.

Patting Grim on the head, I kissed Mandy on the cheek. "Okay, Grimmy-girl," I began. "Here's the thing. As you can see, Mandy is my girl. She was a bit stubborn at first, but she's learned to love this life. And then, here comes you...snooty. Looking down on me for being some strange mortal. And then having the audacity to judge my looks as if your opinion meant something." I shook my head in disgust.

"Make no mistake," I went on, "I'm going to teach Billie this lesson eventually. Even someone as empty-headed as her can be trained. Training takes time, though, so just having a chat with you would take far less time. I could go on about how good I can make your life or how miserable I can make it...but I'll sum it up in two sentences. If you're a good girl, you can live a somewhat normal life in my humble abode. If you don't, I'll stuff your body in a chest, keep your head in my closet, and maybe occasionally skull fuck you when I'm bored."

Okay, I know it was harsh, but I had to hammer it home. I really didn't care for Grim's attitude. She seemed nice at first, but then she was being all dismissive of me. If I'm going to be in control, I can't be dismissed. "Now...I'm going to lift your head off the floor. When I do, I want you to be nice and civil. If you give me so much as a look I don't care for, I'm going to stick you on a bobble head doll with tape over your mouth."