Dessert before the show

After they finished their food and emptied the pitcher of drinks. Then the waiter brough over some popsicles.

The girls giggled and took them. They were alcoholic popsicles with a cream center.

The stage lights came on.

Kelsea Ballerini and Kacey Musgraves came out.

A naked woman came on stage.

"Sluts and studs," she said. "Welcome to our first lyrical dual. Tonight featuring two sexy young ladies of country, Kelsea Ballerini and Kacey Musgraves!"

The crowd cheered, and two singers came up on stage and waved to the crowd.

The two singers were given a microphone. Then they stood in two circles two feet apart. A large rubber penis facing down was lowered over each of their heads and another rubber penis attached to a hose was put on a stand in front of each.

"This is how it works," said the naked emcee, "Each singer gets to sing a stanza about the other while one or both of these penises may...ejaculate...at random times to distract them. They have just 30 seconds to get the stanza out. The lyrics will be about the other singer, and the one who can come up with the raunchiest most degrading insults wins a special prize, and the loser....well, she gets a special prize too, but not quite as enjoyable."