Meanwhile, back at the booth

Meanwhile, Rose was just finishing up breastfeeding her baby. She was anxious wanting to get back to John, fearing that he blew it and they found out he WAS a he.

As she made her way back into the club portion of the building, she saw Sara and Bev standing near John holding a mirror in front of him.

Fearing what she would find, she made her way to the table. What she saw was a shock to say the least. Instead of her friend John, she was met by a strikingly beautiful woman. Soft curls framed her perfect made up face. Although her makeup was light, there was no mistaking the fact that she was wearing makeup.

Sara was just finishing explaining what she had done, and finished with her favorite statement.

“And best of all, it’s long lasting. Won’t rub off, no matter how many times his balls bounce off your chin!”

A look of sheer horror flashed in John’s eyes, which didn’t go unnoticed by 2 women sitting at an adjacent table. However, they mistook his look as that of a woman who doesn’t prefer men.

“Told you!” One whispered to the other.

While all this was happening, Emma returned. “Okay, Johnni, ready for your picture now?”

Before he could even answer her, Sara jumped in. “Don’t worry yourself Johnni! If you want a nighttime look, simply just make sure you don’t use anything that’ll react with the long lasting makeup I used. One it wears off in about a week or so, you can go back to your usual makeup routine.”

Rose just rolled her eyes. How could John let this happen to himself?

Emma grabbed a stunned John and sat him down opposite her laptop. Once she had him in frame, she simply said, “think of your daughter!”

Her comment had the desired effect, causing John to smile brightly. Quickly snapping the picture, Emma figured she couldn’t get a better shot. Clicking save, she knew a club ID card was being printed in her office.

What she didn’t know was, Diane Foggert, who was deputy director of the DMV, had granted permission for the programmers to access the state system. She did this in order to save members of the club the hassle of going to the DMV. They could simply take care of any changes here.

John’s information was accessed, and the new, corrected information was applied. In that moment, Mr. John Bettenhausen ceased to exist, and Miss Johnni Bettenhausen was brought into the world. Being statewide, the system updated all of Miss Johnni Bettenhausen’s apparently miss-entered info, including vehicle registration and voter registration. A new drivers license and registration card was prepared and scheduled to be mailed. This in turn, caused a flag to appear on John’s health insurance. Updates were posted. It was also reported that Miss Bettenhausen was currently unemployed and had a daughter, so forms were automatically made to enter her in the state assistance program for food stamps. Johnni was now more involved with the system than John ever was.

Seeing that the printer was finished, Emma gently grabbed John by the are and said, “Come with me to my office. You can get you club ID, and there’s someone else who I want you to meet.