Everyone's A Comedienne

Well I fell asleep in the recliner and the frozen bag of peas I had on my balls thawed out. Thankfully I was smart enough to put a towel between my legs so there's not much of a mess. I limp into the kitchen and put the peas in the garbage and get another. I freshen up the towel on the seat then I sit back in the recliner with my feet up and frozen peas under my swollen and bruised scrotum sac.

I look over at the clock. It's an hour before mom gets home so I decide to smoke a joint. Ah the weed helps with the pain in my balls, not that I'm in all that much pain anyway anymore. It's more of a slight ache at this point.

Just as I finish the joint my mom pulls into the driveway. Oh fuck! It's not that she'd be pissed about the smell of weed. It's that I smoked it without her ,that's what she's gonna be upset about.

But no she's not upset. Mom's in quite a jovial mood actually. And why is she so filled with mirth?" Hey I heard Becky cracked your nuts. Aw poor girl." Most moms would be upset that their baby nearly got neutered. Then again this is my mom in the ballbusting capital of the USA. She does a mocking imitation of a guy getting hit in the testicles and then giggles.

Mom takes off her three inch stiletto slingback peeptoes and grey pinstrip business blazer and puts her blazer on the couch and her shoes on the floor. Meanwhile I'm still sitting in the recliner with my feet up and a bag of frozen peas on my bean bag without a blanked over me.

"Don't you look adorable with your sore nuts. I wish I was there when you got hit. What'd she hit you with anyway?" I still don't know. "Fuck if I know. It happened so fast. One second I'm clocking in and the next I'm on the floor in agony feeling like I just got gelded. I think it might have been her fist." She starts doing fake kung fu moves and does a phony Chinese accent." Ah, the fist of the iron monkey."

"Thanks for the sympathy ma. It's greatly appreciated. She stands up and does another comical impression of a guy with aching balls. Giggling she walks over to me then puts the head of my cock in her mouth. She gives it a quick little suck before biting down on my glans." Owww! Bitch!" Laughter as she walks to the kitchen. I can hear the tab on a beer can getting pulled .

She comes back and takes a swig of her beer then hands me another beer from her other hand." So let me have a look. I want to see how much damage she did." I remove the bag of peas and show her my balls." Wow that's quite a bruise. Do me a favor and don't put the peas back on your berries. I want to look at them."

What does my loving mother do next? She sits on the couch across from me and masterbates while looking at my broken balls.

Thanks ma!