Jessica's Triggers

"Jessica, you have three triggers, like Taylor. They can be activated at any point by myself or the audience."

He muted his mic. "And like Taylor, you will come backstage once I activate all three, and pick your favorite trigger to be forever."

Jessica nodded, and John unmuted.

"Jessica, your first trigger is 'Cheer me on!' which turns you into a sexy cheerleader.

The second is...oooh! How about 'racecar', which will turn you into a racecar driver. You will make the appropriate noises and try to win the race."

The audience chuckled at that.

"The last trigger is 'Like, Totally', which will turn you into a bimbo."

He woke Jessica.

"Whoa," said the actress. "What happened?"

John pointed to a woman in the audience, who shouted a trigger to Jessica.