New Skincare Routine

"Well first of all we'll need to work on your hygiene," Isabelle took a step back to get a better look at Riley, "You're visibly dirty and you don't smell that great either."

"What do you mean?" Riley inspected himself trying to find the source of his dirtiness, "I just showered this morning."

"Isn't it obvious? You're covered in disgusting body hair," Isabelle grabbed Riley's shoulders and started pushing him to the bathroom, "We need to deal with this ASAP before I gag from the sight of you."

"Wa-wait a second, you want me to shave my body hair? All of it?" Riley stammered out as Isabelle handed him a pink razor and a can of women's shaving cream.

"Of course, unless you want to wax it off. I figured we'd save the waxing for when the hair starts growing back," She gestured to a waxing kit siting next to the sink, "Hairy men are complete turn offs for women these days, so if you want a chance at hooking up with any girl, let alone me, this is a necessity."

Riley hand came up to his scalp in a sudden panic, "What about the hair on my head? I don't have to cut it, do I?"

"Not at all! In fact you should start growing it out even more. Long hair is so in right now," Isabelle handed him a few bottles, "Shower using these after you're done shaving, they'll help."

With that Riley was stripped down and hurried into the shower. He was still a little hesitant but he wasn't about to ignore Isabelle's excellent advice. She knows what's best for him. He lathered himself in the shaving foam and started working away at the hair coating his body. Slowly but surely, little by little, he got rid of every single hair beneath his eyebrows. As he rinsed off the remaining shaving cream he turned his attention to the bottles he was given.

First was a pair of shampoo and conditioner labeled as hair growth treatment "Guaranteed to induce rapid, natural hair growth in as little as one week!" The final bottle was a moisturizing body wash which shared a flowery scent with the hair products. He quickly made use of all three, thankful that he wouldn't have to wait long for his hair to grow out.

Stepping out of the shower, Riley immediately had another bottle shoved into his hands by Isabelle, "Now you'll need to use this body lotion to seal in all that moisture so your skin can be nice and soft."

"But..." Riley stared at the bottle, "Why do I even want my skin to be soft?"

"Don't be stupid Riley. What girl would want to cuddle up with some sandpaper skinned guy? Soft, smooth skin is way more attractive. Now hurry up before you dry out!" Isabelle pushed the bottle into his chest again.

That logic made sense to Riley, so he loaded up his hands with the lotion and started spreading it over every inch of his body. Isabelle made sure he didn't miss a single spot and had him pay especially close attention to his legs. By the time he was done his body was completely hairless and enticingly soft to the touch. As he turned to ask Isabelle what was next he was unexpectedly sprayed.

"There, now you smell heavenly. This perfume suits you perfectly," Isabelle smiled as she set down the bottle.

"Perfume?! Isn't all this flowery smelling stuff getting a little out of hand?" Riley asked as he was fully enveloped in the girly scent.

"Not at all!" Isabelle kept up her persistence, "Why do you think girls use flowery smelling things in the first place? It's because girls like that scent. Meaning if you smell all flowery girls are going to like you. Get it?"

"Oooooohhhhhh! Yeah that does make sense!" Riley smiled as he took the bottle to give himself another spritz. He couldn't believe how great Isabelle's tips were.

"Now make sure you commit that routine to memory! You're going to have to do it at least once everyday from now on." Isabelle sported a wide grin, pleased at how things were going, "Now that you look and smell clean we can move on to..."