Hell yeah Dude! Let's crush puss!

You excitedly start typing your message out.

You: hey. What you doing?

Nice. A classic line. She'll be putty in your hands. You wait a couple of seconds before getting a reply.

Becca: heya babe! It's my day off, we should totally hang out!

This reality is sick! All of a sudden you're back with literally the love of your life. All you had to do, was suck Robbie off. Hell, you enjoyed it!

Oh. Well maybe not... enjoyed it. Just like, it was fine you know? Like, the straighest dudes ever have sucked a cock once right? Tom Hardy, Gandalf, Elton John. The list goes on! It's fine to have done it once! Plus, it's was kind of hot to give someone pleasure like that. Maybe you could do it with just your hands too?

Becca: u there?

Oh wait, yeah. The love of your life.

You: yeah. My place or yours?

Becca: lol. Let's get coffee at the place near the park near the centre of the city. The Middle Perk or whatever.

You: c u then

Alright. We can take it chill. Now, we gotta look our best if we wanna get laid. You're in the mood for some fine co-pussy! Some fine female pussy. That's what I'm super horny for. Definitely. Not Robbie's fat cum load, or to smell the manly musk of his balls again. Do. Not. Want that.