Magic coin, bad wording.

On his way back from school, K-T noticed something shiny on the ground, he bent down to pick it up and unbeknownst to him the entire back of the flimsy gym shorts he was wearing cracked, exposing his whole ass and balls to anyone behind him.

He inspected the thing he had found. It looked like one of those ancient coins from antiquity, it was roughly cast and made of silver. He concluded that it was probably fake since it was not tarnished and mostly due to the fact that one side depicted a dick and the other a pair of tits.

After some further humiliation when Emily's friends noticed his torn shorts and he a sandwich as dinner in his room, K-T was in bed, naked under his covers, reflecting on life. He didn't have pajamas left and the loss of today's shorts was a huge blow to his anemic wardrobe.

Holding the coin over his head he was unaware that despite his usual bad luck he had found a genuine wishing coin. He was now at the mercy of a badly phrased sentence while holding it.

While lamenting on his life and grumbling he would now whisper something unfortunate.