"... as versatile as they come... or cum!"

"I'm as versatile as they come," Brendan smirked at Paul, recalling the own host's insistence through his career to be a very active bottom.

Swatting at the air by Brendan, Paul laughed, "Hey... we're not supposed to talk about those days. Besides, I've come around on that front. Enough about me, though..."

"Well, Brendan, we have a selection of tops, bottoms, and versatile guys for you seeing how adaptable you are... all who will be fighting for your affections quite intensely, I'd say."

"Before we meet the lucky contestants, though, let's review the rules for our friends watching at home. Campus Crush is unlike any other reality dating series because we not only will not try to prohibit early and frequent sexual contact with other contestants, but we encourage it. While you may be looking for love Brendan, you will certainly also find plenty of willing bodies along the way."

"Your home base throughout the show will be the restored frat house that we now stand in front of. Throughout your time on the show, you will participate in a series of activities, contests, and dates that will allow you to get to know our contestants better. At the start of each morning, you will be asked to eliminate one of the men from the competition."

"When only you and one other contestant remains, he will be named campus crush, and you both will be whisked away to a romantic two-week cruise vacation for two."

"Do you have any questions before we begin, Brendan?"