The Matterhorn, tallest slide at the park

“It’s weird that I feel naked as usual but I’m not,” I say to Sam as we hold hands while deciding on our destination. “That’s the power of body paint, my love. I think it’s time we “lose” our suits and I know the perfect ride to make that happen. I present to you the Matterhorn, tallest slide this side of the Mississippi,” Sam says as she poses and points to the very tall slide. “I have read that many women have had this slide strip off their tops and occasionally bottoms but we are going to have it shred ours and **** us naked for the rest of the day,” Sam said while giddily hopping up and down. I joined her and our painted tits bounced around freely to the delight of the male onlookers and disgust of female onlookers. I took her hand and she led me to the line that wasn’t too many people since the slide had a habit of making women naked and not to forget it was crazy tall and fast.

“After you, my lady,” Sam said as she let me go first since she wanted to be eye level with my ass. I obliged and led the way to the little bit of a line that was at the top. I greeted the man in front and he was not ready for my “microkini” since it did still show a lot of skin. Sam had a few college guys arrive behind her and heard them say, “Holy shit! Look at that ass! I would love to bury my face between those cheeks.” Sam chuckled and started to bounce her ass a bit since she enjoyed being a tease all the time. I joined in and bounced my own ass and the guys saw mine too and said, “Bro, her ass is just as thicc! Those cheeks would suffocate me!” One of the boys asked Sam, “Are you two seeing anyone?” Sam brought me down and said, “We are actually. Each. Other.” She buried her tongue in mouth as the boys watched our impromptu make out session. “Fuck that’s hot! No way you two are seeing each other though.”

I put up my wedding ring for them to see and said, “Married for a year now and more to come.” Our wedding rings were not cheap looking either so the boys grumbled knowing we weren’t faking. Sam said, “You boys are free to look all you want! We have a much bigger show planned if you stick around.” The boys were intrigued as was the guy in front of me. The guy’s girlfriend was not intrigued at all and grumbled that he was still focusing on the two of us. The girlfriend grabbed her man and said, “Go down the slide and cool off since you clearly need to.” We giggled to see the girlfriend all hot and bothered by us. We thought she was gonna say something but it ended with her waiting in line until she was free to go down the slide. It was my turn next and I stepped into the slide area as the lifeguard told me to cross my arms which I did and close the door. I felt my feet on the giveaway door and gave Sam and the boys a thumbs up. The lifeguard caused the door to give out and down the slide I went.