His Mother

Ash walked into his home in the humble Pallet Town.

"Ash!" his mother, Delia Ketchum, said, hugging him close. "I'm glad you decided to visit!"

"Of course," said Ash. "I might be a Champion now, but I still appreciate you for raising me all these years."

"It's nice to see you still have respect, even after eight years," Delia said. "I'm making noodles. Your favorite, right?"

"Yep!" said Ash. He then pulled out Hypno's Pokeball, and sent out Hypno.

"Do you think you could Hypnosis on human women for me?" Ash asked.

"Hypno Hypno," his Pokemon nodded.

"Oh, did you catch a new Pokemon?" Delia asked as she set the plate of noodles on the table.

"Yep," said Ash. "This is Hypno."

Hypno held up its swinging pendant to Delia's face, and she watched it before falling into trance.

"it worked!" Ash said, watching his entranced mother. She was a lot hotter than he remembered...