Stupid Genie

Turns out, she really was a genie. Matt ran into a girl dressed like a harem girl in the woods. She was brushing leaves and pine needles off of her clothes when she saw him. He was scouting a camping site for his friends.

"Who are you, and what are you doing here?"

"I'm a genie. I was in that lamp, and something rubbed against it and freed me."

Matt saw a lamp half buried under a pile of leaves and debris.

"So who gets your wishes?" asked Matt. He just knew this was come kind of a prank.

"I guess you get the wish."

"_The _wish? Not three?"

"No. One. Stop reading so many books. What is your wish?"

"Oh, I don't know. How about I have the power to make a woman nude just by touching her, or maybe..."

"Granted!" The girl clasped her hands then disappeared into a cloud of smoke that went into the lamp which then disappeared.

"The fuck?" asked Matt.

After finishing his scouting, he returned to his off-campus apartment. He went to a local coffee shop and saw his ex Hannah. She and a friend were working on something that required a laptop and a printer. "Hello, Hannah."

"Matt it's over. Go away."

He touched her shoulder.

"EEE! What the hell?!"