Yell and punish the guard who laughed.

Your face is red from embarrassment, you stand up and round angrily on the guard whom you think laughed. "You worthless trash how dare you laugh at me. Your nothing but scum who's mother must of slept with a pig to spawn.". You slapped the guard across the face. The guard looked startled and was not expecting it. You see as he looks back at you his eyes are angry but he says "I apologize your Highness, I did not mean it. Are you ok? are you hurt anywhere?.".

You glance at the guard in disgust. You are pretty sure his mother had slept with a pig to give birth to him. The man was fat with beady eyes and a balding head. He had stains beneath his arms and smelled disgusting.

You step back from him and say "What trash have you rolled in, by the gods you smell foul. After your shift is over go have a priest bless your bath water for I am sure only divine intervention will rid you of that stink, Unfortunately even the gods have their limits and will be of no help with your looks. Now at least we know the gods have a since of humor because they must have surely turned a pig into a man.". Now that you have finished humiliating him you turn to the other guard. This one doesn't really stand out much and is very average. "You there, once this scums shift is over have him report to whoever is in charge of punishment and see to it he gets 10 lashes.". The guard looked at her then at his fellow guard then back again. "As you command your Highness.".

The fat guards face was red with rage but he chocked it back and just looked over your head and past you.

Smiling having put the guard in his place you continue on your way. You reach the courtyard where the escort is waiting. There are several soldiers surrounding your carriage. You climb in with two of your servants climbing onto the carriage. One ask through a grate from the drivers bench where you want to go.