Under The Fryer

It was a fairly simple idea, hide under the fryer, what could go wrong?

Well, it turns out, a good chunk of things could go wrong. For one, you were a bit too big to get under the fryer normally. You would have to move a pipe in order to fit as best as you could. Luckily, lunch wasn't for another four hours, so you probably wouldn't have to worry for another three. That is what you had thought anyway.

You heard footsteps in the kitchen. “Well she has to be around here somewhere," a voice belonging to a set of footsteps said, opening cabinets. They were right in front of the fryer before they were interrupted.

“What are you kids doing here?!” A voice came from outside the kitchen. Revealing itself to be the voice of a cafeteria worker. The students scrambled out of there. The cafeteria workers emptied out the fryers cold UCO. You couldn't let them know about you under the fryer but the pipe had been moved and would spill everywhere. You had one option. Drink it all. You slipped the gut stretcher in your mouth and wrapped your lips around the pipe like it was a fat cock. Then a tub of pure grease and fried bits began to enter your stomach. Stretching it full as you gulped down what would've been five gallons of used cooking oil. It finished draining and you wiped your mouth. Then they cleaned the counter, and washed the dishes before leaving, unaware of what had transpired.

Eventually, an announcement came over the PA system: “Will Arya Vulet return to Coach Tanaka’s class”

Victory.