A whole lotta people

The patrons at the bar were stunned when a curvy, naked woman walked in and asked to be fucked. Her face looked a lot like that actress, Anna Kendrick, but that body was a whole different story. She strutted across the room and sat on the bar. She reached behind and grabbed a Miller Lite out of the cooler. She chugged the bottle and fingered herself before the shocked patrons.

One particularly drunk, horny guy named Hank wobbled over to the Pitch Perfect actress. It had been an awful long time since Hank had been laid, ladies weren't exactly lining up for guys at his age with his gut, so he wasn't going to waste a perfectly good opportunity. He dropped his pants and Anna immediately started stroking his cock to life. When he was hard, the horny drunk girl impaled herself on him. Hank started awkwardly thrusting, his massive stomach smacking against her tone one.

He reached his hands out and started mauling her massive melons. Anna reached behind the bar again and grabbed a pair of beers. She chugged them one after another as old Hank went to town on her. There was a line forming behind him.

Bedlam was pleased to see that all of his software was working flawlessly. He was running out of ideas, so he decided to go upstairs. He got the mail and went through his bills. Being a mad scientist wasn't cheap and his income had taken a hit with crypto not performing as well. That gave him a brilliant idea. He could use his music to start his own business. He'd already turned two girls into strippers and another one into a prostitute. He could open his own strip club as a cover for a high end brothel and exclusively staff it with beautiful celebrities.

He rushed back to the bunker and looked at his locator app for any group of celebrities out together in a public place. He was in luck, there were five of them in the same restaurant. They were sitting at two different tables, but that didn't matter, he was going to hijack the house speakers anyhow. He adjusted his monitors so that he had a perfect view of each group. Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus were catching up over drinks while Emma Stone, Zendaya, and Jennifer Lawrence shared a meal on the other side of the dining room.

None of them were paying much attention and barely noticed the burst of static, but they each gave a puzzled look when "Mulan Rouge" replaced the subdued classical.