Is this hypnosis? Well, Yes... And no

[Author's Note: Bold text means it's an order or command.]

To say that I'm fucked, would be the understatement of the century... I'm on the floor of this alley staring at Zatanna and Batman, I'm in front of two members of the fucking Justice League, while there are marks of a small explosion behind me and the ashes of 2 people behind me. To be fair, they deserved it, but still! How the fuck am I supposed to explain this? Am I gonna get arrested? What will they do with me?

And on top of that, I'm feeling this weird headache. I squint my eyes for a moment and put my fingers on the bridge of my nose, I have weird visions of something inside of me being connected with other... things. I don't know how to explain it, is like my brain influences this weird energy inside of me and how it connects. Thankfully the pain starts to disappear, it feels like the energy slowly merging with me and it feels... Good? I don't know, all I know is that the energy inside of me is not hurting as bad as it used to, and even tho is still there, it feels... Calmer.

I then open my eyes, ready to phase whatever Zatanna and Batman are gonna say to me, but when I open my eyes I see that they aren't in front of me. I think "Wait, What?" I look around and see that Batman and Zatanna are busy investigating behind me.

"Do you sense any type of magical disturbance?" Asks Batman to Zatanna, and she answers "No... But definitely something happened here." Batman looks at the marks on the ground and the ashes on the floor, "Most likely an explosion, which is weird when you ask yourself 'Why would someone use massive amounts of magic just to cause a small explosion?'" Batman says while kneeling to pick up the ashes from the floor to analyze them later; Zatanna thinks about it and says "This was probably targeted at someone." Zatanna also kneels to help Batman to pick up the ashes.

I'm just looking both nervous and confused as they just continue to investigate the crime scene. I think to myself "Uh... Are they ignoring me? Maybe to see if I'll run away while they aren't looking?" But honestly, it doesn't matter, even if I tried to run away there's no way I could escape them... At least I have a nice view; as I'm looking at Zatanna's back, I have a great view of not only her impressive ass but also her gorgeous legs covered with fishnet tights.

But just as I get distracted by her figure, that's when I noticed late that she's looking over her shoulder at me, I then think to myself "FUCK! Did she notice that I was eyeing her!?" And then Zatanna politely asked me "Sir, Could you answer us some questions?" Well, this is it folks.

I stand up and walk toward Zatanna and Batman, and as I stand in front of them, Batman asks with a serious tone "Why were you in this area?" Zatanna also adds "Did you see anything weird that might've happened?"

I then take a deep breath and out of desperation, I kneel in front of them with hands together as I answer "PLEASE! I swear I didn't do anything! I don't know anything! I was just..." But before I could finish Zatanna said "Ah okay, you should've said it earlier, thanks either way sir." And then both of them walked past me... WHAT!?

Batman says to Zatanna "Maybe we can ask someone else who has se-" I then interrupt them as I say "wait, Wait, WAIT! Are y'all letting me go off just like that?" Both of them nod and Batman also says "If you don't have any useful information for the investigation, you can leave."

I'm so confused, what... Ah! Fuck it! I'm gonna confess, I can't hold this any longer "Look! I... I actually know what happened here," Both Batman and Zatanna seem surprised as they hear me say "I was getting robbed by two men, but then a purple gem appeared out of nowhere, causing a small explosion, and then the gem went inside my head, and..." After saying that I walk to Zatanna as I grab her by the arms almost crying "Please believe me! I don't understand either what happened!"

After I had pretty much a mental breakdown, both Batman and Zatanna remained strangely calm, thinking about what I said. Batman then broke the silence and asked me "So these ashes are the 2 men who tried to rob you?" I then put my head down and say "Yes..." After that, Zatanna looks at me and asks "And do you have a gem inside of you?" I then stop grabbing her arms and I say "Yes... I think; I only remember it striking against my head."

Batman then thinks for a moment and tells me "If what you're saying is true, then the gem must've either broken or merged with you, causing you to release massive amounts of energy in a few seconds." Zatanna then puts her hand on my shoulder and asks "Have you felt any type of changes recently?"

I then thought about it, and I answered "Well, I mainly had some weird visions, and I feel like a weird energy inside of me... and frankly this whole thing feels like a lucid dream and I wish I could wake up," I then sarcastically said, "Could someone please slap me?" But to my surprise, Zatanna quickly moved her hand and in one swing she smacked the fuck out of me, Zatanna left a red print of her palm on my face cheek.

After a couple of seconds of confusion, I put my hand on the part of my face that's hurting and I angrily ask Zatanna "WHAT THE FUCK!? Why did you do that!?" and she looks at me with confusion before answering me "You asked me to slap you... Wasn't that what you just asked?" I then say "No... I mean, yes... I mean, uh?" Jason_Brain.exe stopped working.

Batman then rolls his eyes and tells us "Can you 2 do me the favor of stop acting like children?.." I and Zatanna shut up, and Batman tells me "If it's true that you interacted with this energy, then we need to take you immediately to the Watchtower labs and do some tests on your body to make sure your health isn't at risk." My eyes opened wide open after I heard that, How I didn't even take that into account before?

Zatanna then confidently says to me "Don't worry! We'll be there in no time!" After she says that, Zatanna's hands begin to glow, and she holds her wand while casting a spell "!noitatropeleT" I then confused ask Batman "What did she just sa-" And before I can finish my sentence, Zatanna teleports me, Batman, and herself away from this dark alley in an instant.