Calmly

She wanted to scream, but she gathered herself and did something she doesn't often do: she thought the situation through. She assessed the most important details in her mind. She could see that she was clearly naked in the school cafeteria. But she can also see that people weren't reacting the way they would if a gorgeous naked girl was in school. The students were looking at her a lot, but she usually got a lot of attention because she was so hot and popular. But nobody said anything and that's weird especially for the staff. Surely one of her teachers would tell her if she was walking around school naked all day. So the only possible truth is that she's not actually naked. But why does she see all her own privates when she looks down?

And then it clicked for her. It's like that story with the emperor! He gets the most amazing outfit and the taylor tells him that only smart people can see it. Dana is at least somewhat self aware that she's not the smartest person in the world, so it makes sense that she wouldn't be able to see it. And if it's the most amazing outfit in the world, it makes sense why people keep looking at her. And she resolves to wear this outfit all day today. She has no idea how she found it and she's afraid if she takes it off that she'll never find it again. And it would be tragic if she couldn't show it off in as many places as she can today. She hops on one of the lunch tables near the end of the period when it is devoid of lunches and starts an impromptu fashion show. She walks up and down her "catwalk" and strikes all kinds of risque poses safe in her knowledge that her privates are hidden by a glorious outfit. The audience roars at the show.

Dana thinks to herself that they'd be getting a whole different kind of show if they weren't smarter than her. "Looks like there's some disadvantages to bring smart, huh?" She brags to herself as she ends her show after the bell rings to end the period. She's happy so many students recorded her little show. She now resolves to get smart enough to see how she looked to them. But for now, onto the next class!