No, but why are your eyes closed:

You wait for a while, then you hear Krista next to the couch.

“Why are your eyes closed?”

You point at your reflections on the tv without opening your eyes, “Sorry, caught a small glimpse, I didn’t realize until too late.”

Krista laughs, “well shit, didn’t think that through all the way I guess. Well, I guess you’re welcome for the peep show, sorry about that,” she flops down on the couch, then you hear a slightly panicked voice, “Ohhh, would you keep your eyes closed for a few more seconds?”

“Sure, what’s up?”

You hear her pulling up the couch cushion, “oh nothing, just realized I left out a sex toy like an idiot.”

“Aww, you feeling lonely?”

“No,” she scoffs, “I have plenty of company thank you, I just wanted some pleasure too.” You hear a drawer open and a loud thunk as she puts the dildo away.

“That sounded big,” you chuckle, knowing full well that the damn thing was as big as your forearm at the least.

“Hah! You have no idea, not even my biggest one.”

“So you’ve got a collection? I thought you always showed your collections off.”

“You can open your eyes now,” she said coming back to the couch, “and yes, normally I do, but only when asked, and typically my collections aren’t things that I use to get off.”

“Fair,” you say, opening your eyes. She had replaced the towels with men’s basketball shorts and a cut off tank top, “But if I asked, would you show me?”

“Oh you want to see my gut rearranging tools huh?”

“Well when you put it like that,” you laugh.

“Maybe another time, I can put together a whole display of them.”

“A whole display? You sure it isn’t loneliness?”

“Well if it is, then at the least I can say my toys fill that hole in my life pretty well.” She said laughing at her own joke.

You roll your eyes, “so you said you got Wet Saber?”

“I did, even got it downloaded before you came over,” she leans back into the couch, “but if you don’t mind, I’m pretty curious as to the outfit. If you’re still willing to tell me that is.”