Arms to the side:

“Okay, arms out to the side.” Victoria starts taking your measurements, and they are all the same until she gets down on her knees in front of you, “Now for the flatteners I need to get two measurements. One flaccid and one erect okay?”

You nod, not really realizing what she had just said until you feel her press her tape measure against your dick.

“Okay 2.23 inches flaccid, and now are you able to get erect for me?” she says looking up at you with a polite smile.

“Umm, I don’t. I mean I have’t in front of-”

“I can help you out a little if you want.” Victoria offered

“That would probably be best, she’s always been shy,” your mom says.