"Ron is constantly jerking off!"

"Ron is constantly jerking off!" Sally brings out crying.
"Huh" Walter says with an odd expression, one that gets through Sally's moping demeanor. "What do you mean, huh, Dad...what have you been working on?"

Walter considers, and swallows, knowing this could be really awkward. "It's only in its initial phases, and one of the issues is that the process can't be reversed for a week at the moment..." Sally gets frustrated as her Dad trails off in thought "Dad, cmon, out with it!" he blinks, having been lost in thought.

"Well Sally, I created a ..."