"Come on Tai, I need a drink, and YOU need to live a little now that the girls are out of the house."

It was only pure chance that Ruby saw them before they saw her.

"Come on man, you expect me to believe that there's a naked waitress in here that has straight-up ASKED people to grope her? For no tip, no less? I admit to pre-gaming a bit before my friend and I got here, but even I'm not drunk enough to believe that."

Ruby's heart felt like it dropped straight down into her stomach and froze over as she heard the familiar voice. She turned, hoping beyond hope that she was just mis-hearing and it WASN'T who she thought it was.

She turned and saw a man with black hair and a tattered dark red cape sitting conversing with one of the people who not ten minutes ago had been feeling up Ruby as she took his order for a burger medium-rare.

Oh no. Oh poop. OH CRAP! WHAT'S UNCLE QROW DOING HERE! I CAN'T let him see me like this, he'd be so disappointed, and he'd go and tell-

And at this point, one must consider it fact that the universe has a sense of dramatic timing, as a blonde man in a brown-and-orange outfit made his way through the crowd and sat down next to them.

"Alright, Qrow, I apologize, not EVERY bar and club you go to is so low-rent that they should be paying US to drink there."

...FUCK!