Stuck

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" said Dafne. She stomped her feet childishly. She tried the windows on the back of the house, but they were locked. She walked over to the gate and peeked out. She saw no one. She slipped out and between the hedges and her house and tested the first window. It did not budge. She tried the next, and it was locked, the one closest the front, and it was not locked, but it was hard to open. She pushed up on it, and could only get it open part way.

Dafne sighed. She pulled herself up onto the ledge and pushed her upper body in. It went in, but her new pear-shaped bottom half would not fit. "You gotta be fucking kidding me!" she screamed. She kicked her legs helplessly and they got stuck by the branches in the hedge, so she stopped. She tried to pull herself back to the side of the house, but she was stuck fast.

"NOOOOOO! Where are you, fairy godmotherrrrrrr?!"