Jane is not supportive at all of you getting a job

“Honey, I think it’s a great idea…”

“Really?”

“… I could always use a cute assistant, that can help me relax whenever, you will be the richest assistant in the world but I am a very demanding boss, but don’t think you have the job yet, we need to hold an audition…”

“No, Jane, I mean like a real one!”

Jane stares at you a little confused on the other side of the sofa you are both sitting on.

“What, why!? It’s so pointless, I can get you whatever you want with a snap of my fingers, you will be living in abject luxury with me, you don’t need to do anything at all.”

“Wow, sounds super fun, I love you Jane, but I am not going to become some kind of stay at home boyfriend, it’s not just healthy, I want to make some money…”

Jane pauses as she stares at you with a weird look, for a second and then says: “You already have money!”

“...No real money, not just living on your dime.”

“… You know I don’t think you are a bum, money is meaningless to me, but I like showering you with it, it makes me happy to make you happy, you know that right?”

“Yes I know, it isn’t anything like that, I just want to try out standing a bit on my own two legs.”

“While living in a mansion.” Jane says with her signature annoying gotcha look, making you give her a tired annoyed look and say:

“I have no problem living in a tiny apartment with you Jane, so just change it so we aren’t living in this mansion and… heh you don’t want to do that do you?”

Jane raises her legs from the floor, hugs her knees against her chest, resting her chin on her knees, puckers her juicy lips a bit and says in a low tone:

“… No….”

“Heh, and don’t be so gloom about it, I will get a job in the city, and I will buy you something nice with my first paycheck, how does that sound?”

Jane stops hugging her legs, letting them back down on the floor, crosses her arms in a huff, clearly a bit mad.

“Fine, But I still don’t like it, first this thing with doing school on your own and now this, your ego… Just fine.”

You lean over and give her a quick kiss on her furrowed faced cheek, you lean back and say:

“Hmm, I thought I would have to convince you a bit more, you gave up kind of easily?”

As you stare at Jane, you notice she has that weird cute mad look, but you get a feeling she’s hiding something, you think for a second and ask:

“Wait, how often did we have this conversation?”

Jane gets a bit red in the face and mutters: “Seven times.”

“And you didn’t get me to give up on the idea.”

“Yes, Argh, your stupid dumb ego, there is no way I can make you change your mind, not unless I cheat.”

You move all the way up to Jane, lean on her and say: “Hopefully, this is the conversation where we end up getting frisky with each other.”

Jane looks at you with playfully mad look and says: “Obviously, now start taking off your clothes my not-so-stay-at-home boyfriend!”

You give Jane a quick kiss, grin and say: “Yes boss.”

Causing Jane to roll here eye’s in annoyance as she starts pulling her top over her head, while you think for a second with a grin on your face: “Nothing about this is about my ego.” then her huge bust gets revealed in all it’s splendid glory, wiping your grin away in an instant as the only thought you can muster is “Boobies!”