Typical morning

After getting dressed in her school uniform and keeping her gaze strictly towards the floor out of embarrassment, Ranma came padding down the hallway. The damned idiot didn't even have the decency to wear a shirt across his... her stupid fat boobs, gah! Ranma was so frustrating! He was either having pissing contests with the other guys at school and letting his machismo lead every single decision, or flaunting his feminine assets and out girling herself...it wasn't fair!

He didn't get to be both handsome jerk and sexy little bombshell, the gossip at school was already unbearable enough as it is when Ranma’s curse was finally revealed. Girls asking how big he was down there, and the boys asking if they could ask out her fiance. It was maddening, and that wasn’t even getting to that stupid arousing feeling whenever he, she...whatever! Insulted her.

It was insufferable, to top it all with Nabiki’s unabashed perverseness and Akane was practically annoyed and angry 24/7. She sighed, trying to calm herself. No use getting all riled up after she took care of herself in the bathroom, she didn’t want to spend the entire day drenched in her panties and edging herself. Don't exacerbate them, don't make them upset...just be calm.

“Mornin Kane” Ranma mumbled, making her way into the Furo.

“Hey, wait!...Grr!” she bit down on her argument of wanting Ranma to wear a shirt, what if their fathers were around!...forget it, it’s a losing battle. “It’s your turn to get Nabiki Ready'' She grimaced, not wanting to be the one to help her sister get dressed and ready for school. Some sort of rare neurological condition had always plagued Nabiki since puberty, the doctors said that it can be remedied with some caffeine but every morning. However, until she got her coffee, Nabiki was pretty much as useful as a door stopper. Whatever she had probably had to do with her giant dick draining all the blood from her brain every morning, maybe. Extracting her big sis from her cum loggeed sex doll, and trying not to get jizzed on while someone got the coffee ready was not a fun way to spend her mornings.

“Ugh! I did it on monday!” Ranma countered, not willing to do the job either.

“Not my problem! I had to get her up on saturday and sunday while you were off gallivanting with your hussies!” Akane argued. <i>Crap! She was treading dangerous ground, if Ranma started to insult her she was done for! </i> She needed to defuse the situation and fast!....”ROSHAMBO!” she shouted, interrupting the insult that was no doubt already about to leave Ranma's mouth.

“Ya..what?” Ranma was thrown off, <i> Whew</i>

“Roshambo...we play for it!” Akane countered hastily, Ranma quirked her eyebrow.

“Uhh...I guess'' She looked uncomfortable, a shudder passed through her shorter frame. “Ugh, fine...I guess that’s fair” She admitted after a bit. Putting up a fist and steeling her eyes. “You’re on!” Akane readied herself, she knew it was going to be tough to beat Ranma with her lightning fast reflexes.

“Ro” they shouted in unison, smacking their fists on their open palms.

“Sham!” Ranma hissed, slightly lower than Akane’s.

“Ranma dear! Can you set the table! I'm making your favorite sausage, and eggs on rice!” Nodoka called from the kitchen, Ranma got distracted while thinking of scarfing down those delicious sausages. It was rare they had western themed breakfast, but those fat succulent sausage links were always one of her favorites. She’d have to be extra careful this morning when-

“BO!” Akane finished, throwing down her fist in into an open palm while Ranma still had hers closed.

“Huh? Oh dammit!” Ranma groaned, knowing she was beat. “Okay...best two out of three?” She bartered.

“Nuh uh...have fun with Nabiki Ranma!” She teased, making her way off down the hallway.

“Ugh…, it’s a good thing I'm still in my pajamas' ' Ranma groused, heading off to Nabki’s room.