Bad to Worse (Midnight Route End)

"The window is right there," Midnight said as she pointed to the window of her office, "You can climb in through there and I'll circle around and meet you inside here in a minute."

"I-It is unlocked right," Midoriya questioned, pulling down a bit on his makeshift loincloth.

"Why yes, I wouldnt bring you all the way here to just lie to you."

"Right, sorry ive just been betrayed and shamed a lot today so im a little on edge," Midoriya blushed as the last hour played through his mind; the word 'little' now making him cringe.

"My boy, I understand that you've been through a lot today and probably will for a little while."

"Please dont say little."

"Tiny while."

"Not that either."

"Teensy," she giggled.

"Youre enjoying this arent you?"

"Sorry sorry, as you can imagine I like to tease," she joked giving a seductive wink.

'Dont think youre going to get lucky, dont think youre going to get lucky, dont think youre going to get lucky,' Midoriya repeated in his mind, both not wanting to repeat the Mina situation or worse yet prove to the hottest teacher in the school that he was neither a grower or a shower.

"Joking aside, this will pass eventually, I'm confident that theres probably someone much smaller than you."

"Really?"

'Ha no,' Midnight laughed to herself, 'Even Mineta is bigger than what you have, even if he doesnt deserve it,' she then continued to encourage once she pushed this thought out, "Yes, and in our line of work wardrobe malfunctions happen all the time."

"I hope theres very little of them in my future," Deku replied, sliding open the window of Midnight's office.

"I thought we couldnt say 'Little' young man," Midnight giggled.

"Ah-.....shit."

"Hehehehe its okay," Midnight said, "Now climb in there before I see more of your butt."

"Alright I wi-wait what," Midoriya screeched, quickly looking behind himself to see that while the cloth covered his tic tac, it certainly left his fat ass exposed the entire walk to the window, the green haired senior then trying to pull down more on the cloth to cover as much as he can.

Sadly, once again exposing his button dick.

'Holy shit, he is NEVER getting laid,' Midnight thought as she held back a laugh at her students expense, "Im joking just get inside so we can find you some clothes."

"O-O-Okay," Midoriya muttered, embarrassed again at his exposure, forcing himself to quickly valut over the entrance, and shut the window as Midnight started walking toward the door to the building several feet away.

*Click*

"Shew," Midoriya breathed a sigh of relief as he shut the window, for the first time in the past few minutes he felt safe, finally being away from prying eyes.

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Meanwhile back with Midnight....

"My my what an eventful day," Midnight smiled as she opened the door to the school buidling, "First a sex education class, then dealing with the media at the front gates, a new school streaker with both the biggest ass and smallest dick ive seen in years. Ahhhhhh the vigor of youth today," Midnight said as she couldnt help but get exicited of the idea of the new generation being as bold as her, well endowed or not.

Her mind and body racing at the old memories of when she used to streak the school for fun, hoping Midoriya could one day feel this rush instead of embarrassment, even if she did find the whole ordeal funny herself, and probably even funnier once she heard the whole story but that would have to wait since she had an important meeting to go to first, which quickly made her frown remembering it was with Mount Lady.

Sure Ryukyu, Mandalay, and Uwabami were going to be there to but Mount Lady's shitty attitude matched the size her ass (which she flaunted just to annoy her by the way) and Midnight couldnt stand to be around her.

Nevertheless, it wasnt going to be long and then she could go to her office and get a good laugh from Midoriya, this thought comforted her as she braced herself, placing a hand on the door handle and opening the meeting room door to find-

Nothing

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Just an empty room.

"Huh, thats strange, I couldve sworn we agreeed to meet here today at 1:00," Midnight pondered as she looked around the room, scanning it to find any clue as to change in plan.

Eventually, her eyes caught a piece of paper on the corner of the table, she picked it up and it read:

'Sup Sugar tits!'

"Ugh, Mt Skank," Midnight scoffed as she read that first line, but continued either way.

'We got bored waiting and Nezu needed to have the room cleaned close to our meeting, guess youre brain isnt as thicc as your bod but thats okay, mine is.'

"Bitch."

'Anyway we went to your office, since it was unlocked, see ya there old news!

-Love, MTL.'

"OH THAT LITTLE FUCKING SLUT, IS GOING TO GET WHATS COMING TO HER SO HELP ME-oh shit."

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(3 minutes ago)

Back at the office...

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Gasps quickly broke Midoriya's state of ease, sweat beginning to rapidly stream down his forehead, as he slowly turned his head.

"O-Oh my,"Ryukyu was always such a calm, cool, and collected heroine but even she had her faults, being caught off guard by Deku's bare ass now before her very eyes. She was for the first time in a while, actually blushing.

"Midoriya,"Mandalay simply looked shocked but not entirely fazed, she knew what Midoriya's body looked like from when he was a 1st year at UA at the Summer Camp. However, she never saw what was behind the curtain, and now she was a getting a big eyeful.

Uwabami and Mount Lady were both blushing, shocked, and quickly started smiling and giggling at the poor man's situation but couldnt help to have some lust in their eye over the full moon being out for them to start whistling at.

"Daaaaaaaamnnnnnn," they said in unison.

"Didnt know Midnight got us a treat for this meeting," Uwabami drooled.

"Gotta admit, I owe her one for this," Mt Lady replied smirking even wider.

'Stay calm, stay calm, stay calm,' Midoriya panicked as he tried to think of a solution, he eyes staying fixated on the 4 bombshells behind him, 'Okay, this just like last time with the locker room, they dont know what I look like in the front and even if I turn I still have the cloth covering my junk,' Midoriya thought fast as he quickly spied a few spare track suits on Midnight's desk, sure it was little big but as long as it covered him he didnt care, he'd need to reach around and grab a set but he was covered so that way he wouldnt be further humiliated in front of some of his heroic idols and objects of his secretive affection.

'Alright just grab one, put it on quick, and explain.

You got this, no backing down, no surrendering,

NO MORE

BEING

HUMILIATED

I CAN DO THIS

1

2

3!!!!!!!!!!'

Midoriya summoned all of his non quirk related strength and unyielding resolve, determined as ever to end this nightmare, confident in his abilities and Midnight's words of this embarrassment one day coming to end, no longer would he have to always worry about showering later than the other boys, or his costume tearing in the groin and showing off his tiny secret.

He could start living each day not caring about the size of his manhood, he could finally start to live his life like he didnt have a pin dick, as he turned toward the desk!

REACHED OVER

AND-

*RIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP*

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You could hear a pin drop, the silence was that deafening.

Sadly for all his attributes in overcoming obstacles and self doubt, Midoriya had the most fatal flaw of not always seeing the obvious.

Today was no exception, as what the Hero in Training failed to realize was that in his haste to get inside, he shut the window on his only source of cover: Midnight's cloth.

The tearble fabric now both laying on the office floor and hanging from the window seal behind Midoriya, who was now standing there dumbfounded with his hand reached out to the desk, stopping just short if the uniforms laying on it.

All the heroines just as dumbfounded, as their eyes wandered from the top of his green hair, to his face, to his succulent abs, and then finally to his groin.

A small, shriveled button that one might be able to view the finer details of...if they had a microscope.

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"I-I-I uh," Mt Lady stammered, Midoriya making eye contact with her.

"H-H-Huh," Midoriya mumbled.

"I-I-I-I-uh.....COULD PICK MY TEETH WITH IT HAHAHAHAHAHA," Mt Lady laughed as she fell to the floor, tears streaming down her face.

The flood gates had opened as the other heroines had chimed in to.

"Oh my god to be so hot yet so fucking tiny," Uwabami laughed.

"I-I mean I owe you for saving Koda but this is just too good, Mandalay laughed, "I can see why you had such a small towel back at camp!"

"Oh-oh my this is highly *snicker* inappropriate ladies, we-we need to help this Teeny (oh my god Nejire wont believe this when i get back to the agency) Y-Y-Young Man," Ryukyu covered her mouth trying to hold it all in but she couldnt anymore, finally bursting out with the others.

"Come on guys its no that small," Mt Lady said.

"Its not," Ryukyu asked.

"Yeah, IF YOU SQUINT REALLY HARD!"

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Midoriya I am so sorry," Midnight yelled as she quickly busted into the room, dashing as fast as she could from the meeting room, once inside she analyzed the situation of the heroines laughing their asses off and the now frozen Midoriya, the torn cloth on the window, the smallest dick she'd-"Ha, pfffftt im sorry, I shouldve came sooner to solve this issue."

"Small issue, " Mandalay quppied, causing Midnight to start chuckling.

"Th-this-hehhehe-is not funny, (oh my god how did it get smaller)," Midnight said, doing her best to help the situation, but sadly no longer could as the butt naked boy wonder was now seen by the hottest women he knew personally.

Their grins and sph gestures seered into his mind forever, confident now beyond a shadow of a doubt.

He was never going to get laid.

"Pinky Deku," they all started chanting, "Pinky Deku! Pinky Deku! Pinky Deku!"

Deku attempted to reach for the uniforms again but Ryuku got to them quicker and put an arm on them so he couldn't get them.

"Not so fast flasher."

"Give them to me!"

"Awwww such a big mouth for such a little man."

"Im not little!"

"No, youre much smaller."

"PLEASE I JUST WANNA LEAVE!"

"Oh, you wanna leave," Uwabami asked.

"YES MORE THAN ANYTHING I JUST WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Welp, as you wish," Midnight winked, "Ryukyu let him have a lair of pants."

"Huh? Why?"

"Hes suffered enough id say, besides it won't do anymore harm today than we have," Midnight giggled.

"If you say so," Ryukyu let her hand up and in a flash Midoriya grabbed a pair of pants and put them on, breathing a sigh of relief yet again that he was finally and truly covered.

"Oh thank goodness," Deku clutched his bare chest, then reaching for a shirt.

"Nuh uh," Midnight said as she put her hands on the pile.

"Huh!? Why!?!"

"Because I need the rest of these spares for uniform inspection in the morning, I can only lend out the pants until youre able to get your own, now run along," Midnight said as she shewed him away.

"B-B-But-"

"Would you like me to take the lants back?"

"GOING," Midoriya yelled as he made for the window again, climbing onto it and before going out got a slap on the rear from Midnight," EEP!"

"And dont worry," she shouted as Midoriya landed outside, "This is our 'little' secret, right ladies?"

A series of wolf whistles and cheers from the inside of the office were heard coming from the other heroines.

"I-I-Is that a yes," Midoriya asked.

"Its a yes," Midnight whispered, "Ill make sure they dont say anything okay?"

"O-O-Okay, thanks I guess."

"Dont worry about it Pinky-I mean Deku, I'll get it all taken care of," Midnight assured him as she shut the window, "Now go put a shirt on."

"Right," Midoriya yelled as he turned away and ran straight to the dorms.

"What the hell though Midnight," Mt Lady asked, "You send us a hunk with a hot bod but a tiny pecker and help him leave with pants ON!?!"

"I mean I feel bad for him but it was pretty nice," Mandalay stifling another laugh.

"Oh that was an accident it seems, I didnt order anyone to anything," Midnight answered.

"Either way he's not living this one down," Ryukyu replied.

"I wouldn't be so sure," Midnight smirked.

"Whats that mean," Uwabami asked.

"Well while I was walking him here I texted Nezu to close the servers to the school and set off a Cell Phone specificized EMP," Midnight explained, "While this was pretty funny I'd hate to have his future be affected by this *snicker* tiny slip up."

"Thats awfully convenient," Ryukyu commented, thinking the solution to be quite cheap.

"We do our best to protect our students from villains and themselves," Midnight grinned as she sat down in her office chair, 'Besides if every nude photo of me got leaked the school would be done for, so thats 2 you owe me Midoriya.'

"I never said i wouldnt tell," Mt Lady said.

"If I say youre younger and hotter would you let this slide?"

"Can I have it in writing?"

".....Yes," Midnight growled, '3... you owe me 3 now Midoriya.'

"Deal."

"Now then, lets get on to this meeting," Midnight cheered as she slammed her whip against the desk, causing the objects on it to rattle.

A certain note slipped out of the pile of clothes the aforementioned UA track suits and slid in front of Midnight.

"Huh, what's this," the teacher asked as she held it up to read.

DEFECTIVE TRACK SUITS: LOOSE STITCH CAUSES COMPLETE UNRAVEL.

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Midnight then looked down at her hand, the ring that had held her costume over her arm had a thread attached to it, one that lead over to the window and left a trail outside in the same direction Midoriya ran.

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"Oh shit."

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The thread had ended at the gates of the school, the paparazzi getting a juicy story with a headline reading:

"UA High Schooler Bares All: The Story of Micro-Doriya."

The End