FUCK WE'RE SCREWED

yo, so you know how I made a goddamn utopia, well our dark god didn't exactly like that since things pretty much became boring. Because of this, she became a bit lax and allowed her sister to glimpse at the utter victory and subjugation of her vassals. In return, the light goddess summoned her strongest, except she couldn't summon all of them so she summoned all that were free which turned out to be everyone I didn't pick. To make things worse, the choice tick-tock was activated, meaning I didn't even have a central base of operations anymore. Although the dark goddess was willing to part with the hero thing, touching her dark realms without her consent went beyond the petty sisterhood as the dark goddess played in turn, giving me 3 more fighters.

Despite everything the dark goddess was doing to help me, my thoughts were elsewhere as my family was now in jeopardy. The light goddess pulled at the ex-heroes minds, trying to convince them to rejoin the right side with the even bigger danger being the potential danger coming to the kids. Though M.A.X. had given birth and was battle-ready, her children with the cybernetic-organic components could be in danger of being targeted, similarly with Momo and her children with not only M.A.X. but the oni that she had gained a genuine bond with, one worth betraying me over that allowed them to fuck regularly, making Momo pregnant with triplets. Seeing his fear and worry, everyone gathered around me who had strengthened them whether it be Magi Girl's confidence, Frog's skills or Casanova's cold heart, I had helped them and now they wanted to pay back the favour. Quickly they brushed away the voices as they waited to see who I would call to aid me in my fight against the heroes. Returning their trust, I summoned Perver-Tia, Happiness and Helena, what was a side glance by the dark goddess turned to outward bewilderment as she wondered why I picked Helena in this **** battle. In return I retorted that I had found out her trick which was to downplay Helena, making me overlook her due to the flood of information and candidates, now that I had a proper look, just because she wasn't a magical girl didn't mean she was weak, especially since she was level 2 with a light attribute, also she was hot. To my response, the dark goddess asked why I didn't pick Miss Velvet then to which I said "The cooldown and abrasion to touch was too much and the level 1 section was useless". Little did she know the reason she regained my interest was the particular passage about favouritism, meaning I might have a trump card.

Without further ado, the dark goddess begrudgingly accepted my choices as the three were brought over, unlike the rest who simply gained their magical powers near the same time as me or were leftovers, as such the women were already loyal and up to date. Now with our people summoned, at the same moment, the other side had also been spawned and acted as I got a call from several of my agents and AI.

• In Hong Kong, Road Trip were blasting and killing the civil servants who had joined me from either corruption or hiring.
• At random streets in Tokyo, Trikki and Vert were defeating shadow clones, corrupted and robots.
• In the eastern Sky Island colony, Sky was attacking the levitation engines and military facilities like communications centre.
• Inferna was attacking the solar beam facility that was planned to replace fossil fuel energy before the beam energy could be collected safely.
• Porta had called the animals from the South American jungle and established various summoning arrays
• Bunnies were robbing a Starbucks to create several independent states in southern Europe
• (nameless) were slaying the artificial Egyptian-themed giants that were guarding the pyramids
• Cy-ber was arming the prisoners with weapons
• Primary was raising a fuss in the Anzac Memorial about freedom
• Tri-Star had been attacking sea shipments of food to keep them in their regions to allow the pigs to feed
• Prett-e-vil had stuck to the Eiffel Tower, vandalising and pranking people
• Zoo were freeing all the animals across the zoos they went to including the pounds and puppy daycares
• G.O.D.E.S.S. on the other hand was completely silent... except for the fact that they gunned down the large military presence in Moscow that was protecting a snow experiment that was said to be voilent and cause ice to explode in a non-familiar motion or pattern.