It looks like I lost...?

Peter: "Lets get this over with."

He carefully fishes his giant erection out of his pants, then and pulls them down before Anita can. I groan. This is not only the longest penis I have seen today but it is also quite girthy and perfectly shaped. The thing most notable about it however is how hairy his balls are. The hair around his pubic area is twice as thick as his beard and I have the feeling he has never shaved or trimmed his bush.

I made it quite far but it is still disappointing to fall short of the finish line. Paul gives the signal to prepare the chinko machine, no doubt eager to see me get smacked in the nuts.

I look up at Peter.

Me: “They saved the trickiest one for the end”.

He doesn't even pay attention to me and turns to Paul.

Peter: "Are we done here?"

Paul just stands there unsure of how to respond.

Me: "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?"

He turns to glares at me threateningly and growls

Peter: “I just don't want fags like you looking at my cock.”

I can't help but laugh.

Me: "If you didn't want gay men looking at your penis then why did you agree to come on the show?"

Peter: "They didn't tell me what gender the guesser would be. When I watch the show the guesser is female most of the time. I wanted to see their eyes go wide when they see my massive cock. I like when they say it's the biggest they've ever seen and they realize the other men in their lives are inadequate by comparison.”

A cruel smile grows across Peter’s face.

Peter: “I enjoy hearing women scream like the cock sluts they are when they get pounded by a huge throbbing dick. A lot of women say that size isn't important but I know the truth is that they all become whores for a massive hog like mine. I bet if a female contestant had brought some small dick beta husband who’s balls got whacked on her behalf because she guessed wrong about my giant cock, I could’ve convinced her to go home with me and fucked her in their own bed."

I roll my eyes. I can’t believe I lost because of a homophobic, sexist pig. What an awful way to end the show. I notice his penis is still erect and decide to question him about it.

Me: "So if you are only interested in interested in women then why are you so hard right now?"

Peter: "I can't help it if my natural libido is very high. I'm a real alpha male, not a little baby dick beta loser."

Me: "You know what I think? I think even though you deny it, you are secretly excited thinking about all the gay men watching who will masturbate thinking about your body. Why don't we give them a show. Let me jack you off."

Peter: "No way. I don't want some fag touching my dick."

Me: "Are you scared you'll ejaculate immediately? Judging by how hard you are three strokes is probably all it would take. Or are you scared to learn you actually like being touched by a man?"

The audience says "ooooohhhh" in unison.

Peter frowns at me knowing he couldn't back down from the challenge now without everyone thinking he might be secretly gay.

Peter: "Fine, you can touch it for a bit. That will prove to everyone I'm not a homo."

I walk towards him, hold his penis gently. But something seems wrong. I expect his penis to throb and pulse with excitement or go soft with nerves. But even though it is firm and erect it doesn't seem to move at all.

After two strokes I think he realizes I am noticing something odd and his face contorts into anger.

Peter: "OK that's enough!"

Without any warning, he shoves me away from him. Being caught off guard and losing my balance I instinctively reach my hand out to grab something to stop myself falling. Unfortunately the only thing in reach is Peter’s massive cock.

However it doesn’t help. I fall backwards onto the floor and-