Tag Piet

Figuring that you need to play this cooperatively in order to have a real shot at winning, you retreat and tag the blond-headed kickboxer so that he can take your place.

Piet bounds into the ring, fists raised in a defensive posture. Lyle, every bit as nimble as your boyfriend, approaches him carefully. The crowd watches in suspense, before the jockstrap-clad lads finally clash.

Piet aims a kick at Lyle’s side, which his opponent manages to block. You focus on breathing so you can be ready to tag back in as soon as it becomes necessary. Piet and Lyle continue to lash out at each other, and you can’t tell who has the upper hand.

They end up trading blows. Piet’s foot strikes the side of Lyle’s head, but Lyle’s foot manages to fall squarely between Piet’s legs. Kicked in his nuts, your boyfriend falls to his knees with a pained yelp. Lyle is not able to capitalize immediately, rubbing his injured head, obviously dazed.